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liam payne twenty-two singer songwriter producer solo artist tbc

[avbenzo]

Yeah, I do a standard gym workout and then I go do a kickboxing class or something like that.   It’s exhausting, but worth it in the end.

[gtgliam-blog]

Oh! That makes a bit more sense, yeah. I do that a lot too. Just... at the same Time. So I’ll finish one up and go on to the next. Don’t have to, I just like boxing. It’s fun, and makes you feel all powerful, y’know?

[gtgliam-blog]

@kendalljenner: @Real_Liam_Payne careful with that winky face, babe ;) the people or you, hm?

@Real_Liam_Payne: @kendalljenner but it's cute ;) ;) ;) ;) mostly the ppl but i don't mind bein a good boy if it means free food :)

[jcureguiis-blog]

( * &. snapchat → all.

louis: that face u make when u realise u’ve had 2 hours sleep total in the past 48 hours louis: damn freddie & jetlag ,, at it again w/ the keeping louis awake louis: if i pay u 50 bucks will u bring me coffee tho ?

[gtgliam-blog]

liam: wtf go sleep liam: wud u like me 2 watch freddie? i can liam: u sleep then i’ll buy u coffee

[austin-butlerr-deactivated20160]

Sunday is the day I lay around and do nothing. Do you think I could get an Uber driver to deliver brunch directly to my bed?

[gtgliam-blog]

Maybe? I don’t really understand the whole uber thing, but yeah, maybe. Or maybe they’d just, like, leave it on your doorstep. You could always order food from a specific place.

[annabcllas-deactivated20161223]

— “ i think we all have those experiences in our lives that felt so normal and routine at the time but looking back on it we realize just how hectic and insane it was. i feel that way about fashion weeks and the victoria’s secret show. sometimes it feels like an out of body experience. okay but there are so many flaws with that show it’s ridiculous. how did sandy get a dome full of oxygen on the sea floor? how did she manage to get all the parts she needed to build a rocket that could launch from underwater into outer space? how do spongebob and patrick build campfires and play guitar underwater? how does squidward paint, draw, sculpt and play clarinet underwater? how do balloons exist underwater? i have so many questions for the creators. i’ll make you my special burger and i promse you’ll be just fine. i’ll even make it especially for your dinner party. i could invite some model friends so long as the boys promise to behave themselves. he does it cause he’s my little brother and he loves to irritate me. ”

[gtgliam-blog]

— “ and we’ve both started off so young too. so it’s just, like, our lives. you do it enough and it feels normal. it doesn’t help when you don’t have much to compare it too either. like, we’re lucky we made it and have busy schedules, but not everyone’s like that. it’s not normal to be as busy as we are. or, average, more like. normal’s not a real thing. they’ve joked about a couple of those before, i think. like, when patrick and spongebob get stranded and they’re like how can we have a fire under water and it goes out. to be fair, though, patrick and spongebob also walk around when they’re supposed to be two pretty stationary creatures. and a lot of those creatures would die at the pressure of the bottom of the ocean. it’s all a lot of bullshit they made up. but maybe sandy had a big snowglobe made and dropped it down in the ocean and made it her home. that’d make sense. alright, alright, i’ll trust you. but just cos you bringing your burger means i’ve got a direction to go in for the food. i’ll make sure they keep in check. can’t promise they won’t flirt though. with you or the girls. my family’s pretty tame in that way, i s’pose. if you want him to stop, i still think he might. ”

[aurasqueen]

alright, i guess i can accept that. excuse me while i fangirl over liam payne agreeing that i’m sexy though. if colonel mustard is the one you find attractive then maybe i should tweet that and see how many girls dye their hair grey and dress in all yellow to try and convince you. it’d be a hilarious joke, let’s be real. colonel sanders is one of my favourite people so i can’t argue with you there. well yeah, it’s obviously still evil but less often. damn it, i guess my plan wasn’t hidden from you well enough since you figured it out. i was planning to at least sleep with you before i killed you though. you’d be a really entertaining roommate. three quarters of a little? wow, you’re so generous with the love. can you imagine explaining that to the people at the hospital when they try to figure out what trigged the heart attack? bet it’d be one they’ve never heard before.

[gtgliam-blog]

well you’re a model! sexy’s, like, a model thing, yeah? i think so anyway. i’d probably get in loads of trouble if people started doing that for me. to be completely honest, i don’t think he’s the one who’s attractive. i’d just use him to get to colonel sanders. it’s not the best thing morally, but it’s worth it for all that chicken. evil witch ain’tcha? please don’t fatten me up so you can eat me. i quite like being my size now. you’re planning on sleeping with me, is it? i’d like to see how you plan to seduce me, miss scarlet. you could ask the lads how i am. they’re about the closest i’ve had to roommates really. probably just tell you i’m annoying cos i like things a certain way. i know, i’ve just got so much love to give, it’s only fair i give as much as i can. dunno about that, actually. there’s some real strange things people come to the hospital for. like, i’d seen this thing, where this guy put a vibrator up his bum and it got stuck and he went to the hospital but it still took them so long the batteries ran out. so this lad’s had a vibrator goin’ in him for hours and hours.

[thedaliypayne-deactivated201603]

Liam at Salmontini - 3/9

[gtgliam-blog]

@kendalljenner: @Real_Liam_Payne nah man, that shirtless life isn't for me ;) depends. maybe if you're a good boy, i'll let you pick.

@kendalljenner: @Real_Liam_Payne i beg to differ ;) and ur really not helping the people think you have a mum kink thing!!

[avbenzo]

I went to the gym this morning, I’m just opting not to do a second work out today.  I’ll just go extra hard tomorrow to make up for it.

[gtgliam-blog]

You work out twice a day? That’s some serious dedication. I used to do that a few years ago, but it wasn’t good for my body so I had to cut back. Made me a bit obsessed. I say just do what makes you feel good. Don’t push yourself off the ledge.

[thedaliypayne-deactivated201603]

Liam at Salmontini - 3/9

[echoin03]

@NaviKBhoday: @Real_Liam_Payne don’t forget ur invited to our Sikh engagement party April 16th saw you in Selfridges

[aurasqueen]

are you trying to tell me that i’m not sexy and mysterious, liam? ouch, i’m extremely wounded and seriously reconsidering this friendship. so do i, but you’re not one of them anymore since you’re being mean to me. wow, the rudness continues. you know i’d never pull something that evil on you. it’d just be…something a little less evil. one day you’ll forget that it’s there, then go into your closet, find it randomly and freak out all over again. that’s what i see in your future. please don’t go to jial though; i’d miss you a little. i wish i did but if i ever figure it out, you’ll be the first person i tell. sounds like that’s the kind of terrible you can laugh at so i guess you’re all good.

[gtgliam-blog]

mysterious is a bit of a reach, i think. i don’t think anybody’s mysterious, except, like, anonymous police tips. noo, i’m not being mean. you’re plenty sexy. and besides, colonel mustard is proper sexy. bet you he’s friends with colonel sanders, and he’s the sexiest person ever cos he made the best food ever. dunno about you, but i’m pretty sure a little less evil is still evil! you might as well just spill your plan to wife me up and kill me off already. that would happen to me. i’m too shit at cleaning up in my closet it’d be ages before i found it again. only a little? that’s okay, cos i’d miss you three quarters of that much. i’ll do the same if i run across it. yeah, i can laugh at it now, but when it was happening... i’m surprised i didn’t have a heart attack, i’ll be honest.

[gtgliam-blog]

@kendalljenner: @Real_Liam_Payne those are obvs my fave. wow, way to aim high. i was thinking more like a cookie.

@Real_Liam_Payne: @kendalljenner how predictable and here i bet every1 thought it'd be the shirtless selfies 😜 ... what kinda cookie

[perksofdaniela-blog]

That is what I was thinking too but my friend kept insisting it was more. It’s alright, I’m not upset over it. I didn’t try to give him my number because I’d probably make it so awkward to be honest. Aw, that sucks but at least you were brave enough to give it a shot.

[gtgliam-blog]

Brave isn’t exactly what I’d call it since I had to be physically pushed inside by a friend when we got there and then still turned back and made that friend be the one to go in and give it to them, but I was gonna leave that part out in case I could have convinced you to go back and give him your number. It’d have been sick as hell if you two got married and I could say I’d gotten you together.

[ajcsmind]

◤ — ❛ thank you for such a gross view on the situation, but i appreciate your support nonetheless. how have things been on your side of the pond? ❜

[gtgliam-blog]

◤ — ❛ sorry, sorry. think i had too much word vomit there. i won’t talk about your innards any more. they’re pretty good. just workin’ like always. got about a week in off schedule and got so restless i had to get up and start working again. ❜

[perksofdaniela-blog]

I actually decide to go with a soda today. Although I do kind of wish I would of went with a alcoholic drink. He didn’t say much but he was always coming over to see how things were and he kept looking over during work. So, I don’t know?

[gtgliam-blog]

Sounds like he might have been doing his job. But you’re a lovely girl, so it’s not all that surprising he could have been interested. Did you try to give him your number or anything, if you were interested? You always could go back and do it. When I was younger I walked back a few miles just to give an employee my number. Turns out they were married, but still worth the shot.

[avbenzo]

What’s a girl to do with her night?  Go to the gym or sit on the couch with ice-cream and a glass of wine watching Netflix?  Somehow I think Netflix is going to win this one.

[gtgliam-blog]

They both sound like proper good ideas if you ask me. If I wasn’t scared you might go off choking on the ice cream, I’d say do it all. You could watch netflix while you go to the gym and then reward yourself after with ice cream and more netflix. That’s how I’d do it.