[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[garaks-padded-cell]

water ur pronouns

Ok theyre wet now what

[sebstar]

she is three apples tall 🍎🍎🍎

[dian-tianshi]

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[semi-completely-original]

a quick pokke i scribbled for my friend :)

[strawberri-draws]

Training Curren Chan is fun

[maruzenskys-commodore64]

me before playing tosen jordan's career mode: hee hee ditzy gyaru horse

me after playing tosen jordan's career mode: You are not "a dummy." You are not stupid. You are kind-hearted and passionate and creative and wonderful, and it's not your fault if people can't see that. You are my daughter now. Come with me we're getting you tested for dyslexia

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[sealstuff]

papa and daughter collection

[horsegirlslove]

x

[fikkyun]

listen to ichibanboshi ga kakeru sora/ watch road to the top thank you very much

[eepykeepy]

driving in my maruzensky right after a beer

[n0ctiluntill]

pool

[ferricsailor]

lil pops

[strawberri-draws]

I thought people were exaggerating how lesbian their careers are,, but no if anything ppl undersold it

[dailyrudolf]

Daily Rudolf #46: ITS BEEN A WEEK "Draw something for grand live" "Yeah ok."