just a small town bird

livin' in a lonely world

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[8nin]

y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[my-dailydreams]

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[loveridden1999]

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of annoying your big brother

[depsidase]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[baseballheritageposts]

baseball heritage post

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[bluemandycat]

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

[slavery]

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

[slavery]