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themboyz

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condorclaw

So how about the new guy huh

mcyt-correct

Sapnap: I actually failed my first test

Dream: How?

Sapnap: What do you mean how? I put the wrong answers that's how-

cronchthepotato

THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST VIBING

ot3

i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty

ink-phoenix

King Shit

aproclivityforgayshit

I just absolutely need y’all to read his reasons for this decision, which he posted over two Instagram posts. It is golden!

I say, without the slightest bit of irony, I stan this gay icon!!

afeelgoodblog

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

cloudfreed

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

w00dchips

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

stickynutjuice

any post more than 4 sentences straight up getting blocked i aint tryna read shit

jamiemactavish

Anonymous asked: Halloween III or Halloween IV?

wehaveourdragons-deactivated201

thebetterrachel

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

ashestoashesjc

me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down

caveman brain: it is so many spiders

marvellestark

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

melodystardust

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

spectralarchers

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

terriblygrimm

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

deejay

ruinedchildhood

Will Smith Tries Online Dating With the Robot Sophia

mathota

He is the best thing that happened to the internet in 2018

1991series

crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”