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the dursley's of number four, privet drive, were proud to say fuck

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love how the locket horcrux told ron he got no bitches and ron started crying

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“i kin will” this “i kin hannibal” that how bout yall kin yourselves some bitches

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chesapeake ripper? i hardly know her

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i just know hannibal ate out alana while she was on her period

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And, had Harry taken more than a perfunctory inventory of Hermione, Seamus, and Dean’s post-Christmas retellings, he might have noticed that Neville, reserved as he normally was, had inexplicably become even more silent than usual.

Alternate Harry Potter

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i love how hannibal canonically gets sent to horny jail. poetic cinema.

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I love how I can’t tell if OP is referring to the fact that he went to jail because he was horny or the fact that the design of the jail was horny.

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you stand across from me and say that I am imprisoned, but will you ever be able to escape the horny jail within your mind, will?

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i love how hannibal canonically gets sent to horny jail. poetic cinema.

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what the fuck is a cottage core

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poppy >>>

the fact that madam pomfrey, the school nurse never once asked any imposing questions about all of the grievous afflictions the golden trio experienced throughout the series (oh hermione’s a cat now cool) is definitely indicative of the bs she 100% has had to deal with while at hogwarts. i am willing to bet money that she originally went through all the usual lines of inquiry before she encountered that unfortunate engorgio charm performed by a little third year boy and decided then and there that there were answers she very much did not want.

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ludo bagman

philip seymour hoffman should’ve played ludo in the movie and now he’s gone and can’t play him and i think about that a lot.

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draco the death eater

harry: draco’s a death eater. his dad was one now he’s one it all fits i’m a genius

ron and hermione: *turn and stare into camera*