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[nacht---hexe]

Secret Technique of the Mensa Temple: Bullet-Deflecting Palm

[xvisualtreasure08x]

[pygmyhilltroll]

how it feels to go outside and eat a fishermans friend

[2047112o]

[badassdemonsword]

[staryiu]

uncertain abt where i will be sleeping tonight. ive tucked a smallish dog into my bed. i guess i will curl up in the corner..as an action of love

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[pjackk]

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

[iamoutofideas]

the only thing thats given my life any sense of routine over the past 3 years has been the tv show hey arnold

[les-fleur]

[iamoutofideas]

hsu hao

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(taking bart by the shoulder) lisa is your sister... you should advocate for her. raise her up

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>...go back to the right

[vergak]

[dragongirlsweetie]

2 panel insatnt noodle

[muzzlesbian]

reposting this from my bsky because i feel like this site needs to hear it too

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my french bulldog to the chiropractor

[scaryhagmother]

[scaryhagmother]

White people be like: I have to take my elderly cat to acupuncture