That Bitch

should probably be 18+ but I'm not your boss. Bisexual as all h**k. ENG|SPA. they/them|elle. 30s. v*mo: tromboneralert. See also: an-aspiring-ghost and mysongarlic

[tromboneralert]

Just want to make it clear. @an-aspiring-ghost and I are the same person. That was originally my only blog, but then I turned it into my Animal Crossing blog and made this second blog. And since this site is so functional, this is TECHNICALLY my SIDE blog. But philosophically THIS is the MAIN blog.

You'll likely see @an-aspiring-ghost like your posts and then I reblog them. You may see that @an-aspiring-ghost follows you but @tromboneralert does not. This is why. It is still me.

Thanks. Love you.

[woman-respecter]

longest nonstop flight you have been on?

i have never been on a plane

less than 2 hours

2-4 hours

4-6 hours

6-8 hours

8-10 hours

10-12 hours

12-14 hours

14-16 hours

more than 16 hours (!)

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

if you feel comfortable share the route and the time in your tags!

[i-am-a-fish]

we are so back. no new developments I just have a gut feeling

[felinefractious]

Bakalia GryfnyOrient*PL [Pedigree][FPL Pedigree]

🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Tessa [GryfnyOrient*PL]

🎨 Black Spotted Tortoiseshell Tabby

[catsofyore]

Kitty kastle! Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[brujite-de-gulubu]

Anyone else feeling like a creature pretending to be a human person in this lovely friday afternoon?

[akstar113]

Hey..... Its.... Been a while.....

[pangur-and-grim]

hey now

[samepicofgarnet]

Follow to see the same picture of Garnet everyday

[catsofyore]

Someone experienced the “she’s not allowed on the table” to “look how beautiful she looks on the table” pipeline. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[aropride]

apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it

what "level" are you

egg

hatchling

baby dragon

dragon

still a dragon

mega dragon

super hella dragon

UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

[professorerudite]

I'm super hella but I think it's just because I've been here too long....

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[beemovieerotica]

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked