HARK MY ARACHNID BRETHREN! IT APPEARS THE LOOMING THREAT OF THE TOASTER STILL HANGS OVER US ALL IN THIS DARKENED TIME OF FROZEN DAIRY PRODUCTS
“Let’s show them what we do to toasters my Asgardian friend.”

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AnasAbdin
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Love Begins
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

shark vs the universe
Xuebing Du
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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Cosmic Funnies

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Three Goblin Art
Jules of Nature
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@quantum-causality
HARK MY ARACHNID BRETHREN! IT APPEARS THE LOOMING THREAT OF THE TOASTER STILL HANGS OVER US ALL IN THIS DARKENED TIME OF FROZEN DAIRY PRODUCTS
“Let’s show them what we do to toasters my Asgardian friend.”
(To everyone who witnessed all of that... #Thorshadowing)
((Yes fellow members of Assemble The Madness. I think I might have found us a Thor. A dumbass Thor but a Thor nonetheless xD))
"What humor?"
“Nothing, Thor. Nothing at all.”
VERILY! Even if the Midgardian drinks are like water... WE TOAST! TO THE END OF THE TOASTER!
“I never get tired of Asgardian humour.”
"JOY! Now, to venture to the stand of concessions to acquire the sugared clouds of cotton, or perhaps some of the tastes of coffee"
“I have a better idea.”
VERILY
“I eliminated the toaster.”
...He just said 'I DEMAND THAT THE TOASTER BE DESTROYED! THEIR HORRENDOUS BURNING SMELL IS A SURE INDICATOR OF EVIL!!!" ...Dude, think that means he wants to kill the toasters.
“Eh… yeah Thor buddy. Whatever the shock you say…” C’mon Miggy we both know he’s right.
Yeah, but nah. He says your a serious butt. Like, harcore. Also, he wants to know what the hell a toaster is.
“How the shock should I know? Sounds like some lame Deathray Hobgoblin would make.”
Thor called. He said you're a butt.
“Really? Cause Mjolnir might disagree with him there.”
Master Drabble List
Feel free to sent one when you feel like seeing where I take it.
A Click And A Bang: My muse accidentally killing yours.
A Little Messy!: Our muses being adorable cleaning up a mess together.
A Little Sleepy: Your muse falling asleep on my muse.
Absolution: Something terrible happened, and our characters were the cause. Guilt eats away at them every day. Do they find a way to make things right? Or spiral into darkness?
Advantage: Either my character or yours will take advantage of the other while they’re feeling vulnerable.
Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up.
Bad Dream: I’ll write my character having a nightmare about yours, or vice versa.
Beach: I’ll write a drabble of our characters at the beach together.
Better Me Than You: My muse sacrificing themselves to save the life of yours.
Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body
Bleed: My character will injure your character
Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun
Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other
Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.
Broken Home: They were happy once, and then they weren’t. Our characters are in an abusive relationship.
Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.
Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.
Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight
Celebration: Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party.
Cerberus: Our characters raising a little hell together
Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child.
Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa.
Cook: I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking food together (specify the food).
Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other
Cuddles: Our muses cuddling.
Date: I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.
Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other.
Defend: I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.
Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’
Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa.
Don’t Leave Me!: Your muse is dying in my muses arms and mine is frantic, doesn’t want to lose you, and doesn’t know what to do about it.
Dream: My character will have a dream about your character
Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three.
Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours.
Drunken Mistakes: Did they get married? What’s going on? Our characters can’t remember and have to piece together the night before.
Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character.
Fight: I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.
Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game.
Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify
Give Me: my character will give yours a gift
Gloves: How my character deals with news from yours, Specify
Goodbye: My muse dying in your muse’s arms.
Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave.
Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character.
Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other.
Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]
Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick.
Hold Me…: Your muse has had a nightmare and comes to cuddle mine for safety.
Holiday: I’ll write our characters celebrating a holiday together.
Home: I’ll write our characters living together.
Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. (NSFW)
Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.
Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together.
Hush: My muse trying to calm and quiet yours
I Kind Of…: My muse confessing that they love yours.
I’m Sorry: My character feels guilty for the accident that left yours in the hospital.
Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa
Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours.
Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer
Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.
Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify.
Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.
Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love.
Lust: I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. (NSFW)
Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally.
Mmph!: Our muses accidentally kissing.
Movie: I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together.
Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare.
Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.
Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa.
Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together
Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.
Pet: I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet (specify what kind of pet).
Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa
Pool: I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together.
Prank: I’ll write our characters pulling pranks on each other.
Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm.
Rain: I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.
Rain 2: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having fun in the rain
Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa.
Revenge: Your character has called on mine to exact revenge on someone for something (npc or third character, or fourth welcome)
Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other.
Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa.
Saying Goodbye: One of our characters is dying, and instead of just telling the other, they take them on a whirl wind travel tour - ticking off things on their bucket list with their best friend.
Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other
Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa
Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason
Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa
Shackled: My character finally got caught, and the only way to save them is to have them shackled to yours for a month.
Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. specify
Shipwrecked: We were on a three hour cruise, now we’re the only survivors.
Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.
Shop: I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping.
Sing: I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours.
Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa
Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify.
Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify.
Sleep 2: I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.
Snow: Our characters in the cold together.
Snow 2: I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together.
Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa
Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments.
Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa
Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.
Stars: Our characters under the stars together
Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character
Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa.
Take it and leave: Our characters are part of a hold up, are they victims or perpetrators? Worse yet - are they on opposite sides of this equation (best suited for 3+)
Take Me: my character will kidnap yours
Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner
The Asylum: One of our characters has been deemed “mad", and the other is the assigned Physician to cure them of this madness.
Together Or Not At All: Our muses dying together, telling all their secrets and confessing things.
Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.
Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience.
Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another
Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together
War: Your character and mine have been assigned to the same unit in a war. They are also battle buddies.
Warmth: Our muses doing something fluffy and cute together
Warmth 2: I’ll write our characters getting warm.
Wash: I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. (NSFW)
Watching: My muse watching yours die
While Your Lips Are Still Red: Write about your character falling in love at ‘first sight’ but simply admiring the other from afar, too shy to make the first move.
Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine: or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well: but feel free to specify.]
"You've been acting strange lately."
Natasha turned to face Miguel, her eyes widened before her mask went up and her eyebrow twitched, “I don’tact strange,” she replied carefully her lips pursed as she watch him.
Her mind was racing, dinner, when was the last time she had gone to dinner that hadn’t involved shooting the mark. She couldn’t think of one, but when Miguel kissed her again she couldn’t think anyway. She fell into the moment again and for once she felt she could stay there. She reluctantly pulled away, “Dinner?” she asked with a raised eyebrow, “I think I can manage that.”
“Can’t wait” he grinned, holding her close. What she probably didn’t expect was that even though they were meeting on the roof of the Tower, that’s not the rooftop they were going to be having dinner on. Miguel just hoped Natasha would like what he had planned.
“7pm on the rooftop tomorrow” he said as the broke off from their embrace. Miguel didn’t want to go, but he still had work to do at Alchemax before the day was out. However tomorrow was another day, a day he couldn’t quite wait for.
"You've been acting strange lately."
Natasha turned to face Miguel, her eyes widened before her mask went up and her eyebrow twitched, “I don’tact strange,” she replied carefully her lips pursed as she watch him.
“I’ll gladly take the blame for that,” Natasha hadn’t felt less like herself, or the self she had become, in her whole memory she couldn’t find a time she had been so without worry. So calm. Nothing else seemed to break that moment, though she could feel the panic in the back of her mind trying to gain control. She pushed it away with ease. She could feel like the grinning fool with Miguel for a while longer.
This was perfect. Miguel couldn’t remember the last time he felt so happy. He knew that now he didn’t have to be alone anymore. Maybe, just maybe, he could finally move on with his life, move on from the screw ups he’d made.
“Dinner. Tomorrow night. Meet me on the rooftop of the tower” he said, unable to stop smiling. He kissed her again and just melted into it, getting lost in her taste.
"You've been acting strange lately."
Natasha turned to face Miguel, her eyes widened before her mask went up and her eyebrow twitched, “I don’tact strange,” she replied carefully her lips pursed as she watch him.
Natasha was smiling, all those fears slipped easily from her in that one moment. She felt light and warm, she had been certain she’d felt these feelings before but never like this. Nothing had prepared her to feel the emotion that poured through that kiss, she hadn’t realised just how badly she had wanted and needed that passion.
She couldn’t help but forget all that had worried her not so long before as she looked up at Miguel. For once she didn’t wonder when her luck was going to run out, she was happy to live in the moment because in their life it was all they had. Natasha had never been one to hold back, she reached her arms up around his neck and smiled gently. Her lips pressed softly against Miguel’s, this kiss was filled with emotion, happiness and calm washed over her. She pulled back their mouths barely an inch from one another and she smiled again, it seemed she couldn’t be rid of it.
The smiling was contagious. Miguel was grinning like a fool and in all honesty he didn’t mind in the slightest. For the first time in a long time he was content. He wasn’t worrying about how he was going to stop Alchemax. He wasn’t worrying about the future. He wasn’t feeling guilty about the past. He was just living in the now and loving every second of it.
“I’m going to be stuck with this stupid grin on my face the whole day and it’s all your fault” he said still grinning.
"You've been acting strange lately."
Natasha turned to face Miguel, her eyes widened before her mask went up and her eyebrow twitched, “I don’tact strange,” she replied carefully her lips pursed as she watch him.
A small smile broke out over Natasha’s face despite herself. “Too many people seem to be dying right now, we are in a hard fight and its only going to get worse.” she looked at him, there was the worry in her eyes giving her away, “Rapid healing can’t save you from everything I guess,” she said with a smile.
Without taking his eyes off her and without letting him smile break, no matter how hard it was, he spoke again. “You’re absolutely right. A couple of weeks before I got here, there was a multidimensional battle between every single Spider-powered being in existence and the Inheritors. A family of vampire creatures who live off of our life essence. There was 60 something of us at the start. We lost over forty. When it was over I went back to my time to find my world in ruins.” At that stage, Miguel looked to the ground. This was starting to get painful and his mask wasn’t holding up.
“And that’s why we can’t lose hope Natasha. I know it seems like the world is turning to dust and we’ve got more losses under our belts than wins. But we can win this. Long as we stand by each other we will never break. Because if I’m not mistaken that’s how the Avengers were formed in the first place. A group of extraordinary people who didn’t know if they could save the world but shock they were going to try their damnedest. And if they couldn’t save the world they would sure as hell avenge it. It was that resolve that won the battle of New York. Hold onto that Natasha. Never lose it. Always have hope.” At that point Miguel’s smile starting to come back again.
“As for the healing factor, I fell off the Empire State Building once. Walked myself to hospital. Piece of cake. Now what’s on your mind?”
"You've been acting strange lately."
Natasha turned to face Miguel, her eyes widened before her mask went up and her eyebrow twitched, “I don’tact strange,” she replied carefully her lips pursed as she watch him.
“When I get close to someone they end up dead Miguel,” her face was almost like stone, “it isn’t safe for me to grow attached to new people, not when I’m more exposed now then I have ever been.” she’d hope he’d understand so she wouldn’t have to explain herself more.
“Natasha I’m from a time where one of my enemis made me choose between saving my best friend and my now dead fiancé. A time where my own father has tried to kill me, erase and trap me in another dimension and you know what is the one thing that’s stopped me from falling to pieces? Not shutting people out. People die. That’s part of life. But you don’t shut yourself away from people or lose sight of who you are. People need people and keeping up these walls will leave you worse off than getting close to people ever will. Plus it’s very unlikely you’ll ever lose me. Rapid healing. I’m like a bug that just won’t go away. No pun intended.”
My muse is in love with your muse. Your muse has noticed how my muse has started acting differently around your muse. Send me "You've been acting weird lately" for my muse's reaction.
Avengers Tower huh?
“There is no tower big enough for dad’s ego. This is the best he could do.”
“Dad? You’re Stark’s kid? I didn’t even know he liked kids. Especially since you’re probably more mature than he is.”