junibears

🍔30 🧄 clown 🤡 blogging from a cave☕

[cyberglittter]

pieces by tobi crochets & photography by seyi

[targetedknowledge]

[marbleboa]

something from nothing

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[evidentlyeddie]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[blueshelledbastard]

[catasters]

[frownyalfred]

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

[newskyillusion]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

[azrielgreen]

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

[jezebelgoldstone]

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[crappycheese]

[quarksmash]

I've been doing my morning pages (working through the artists way) and my cat, Curry, decides to take a spot directly on my journal. I've got one more page todo this morning but seeing as I'm not able to; time to get chores started

[official-lucifers-child]

so my friend just texted me to see how i’m doing today. i said i’m alright why do you ask. and he said you were wearing more rings than usual today. and i said yeah what’s that got to do with the price of fish. he replied. with. “You wear more rings when you need the extra sensory input in your hands, which is usually correlated to an overall worse mental state because usually you like less sensory input, your max number of rings is 3 or 4. So I thought I’d check on how you’re doing.”

to be loved is to be known but jesus christ please be a little stupider.

[official-lucifers-child]

okay i know i’m op but ??? @wizardarchetypes this is hilarious to me

[fittingoutjane]

I was in a restaurant, standing at the ladies' room sink. My mother-in-law, a few sinks down, looked at me and asked, without any context, whether I was pregnant.

I said I wasn't. A few days later, I realized she was right and I was wrong.

At the time, I attributed this to pure clairvoyance, but I now think she was just seeing me, in profile, leaning slightly forward, and could see that my breasts were already starting to swell.

[youngestthunderbird]

She might also have caught some pelvic tilt; especially if she’s in a profession where she deals with a lot of pregnant women, it can be a giveaway.

[jareckiworld]

Thomas Doyle — Click-Through Rate (mini sculpture, mixed media, 24 x 15 x 15 centimeters, 2024)

[foxofninetales]

Your email finding me.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Mini sculpture" you can't fool me. I see that definitely normal sized man there.

[peachpulpeuse]

IF YOU SEE ANY PAINTING BY "EMILE CORSI" ON HERE, DO NOT REBLOG IT THINKING IT'S REAL AND FROM THE 1800s. IT IS AI-GENERATED AND EMILE CORSI IS NOT A HISTORICAL FIGURE

examples:

[tattedpetticoats]

And if you love the vibes and wish you could find something similar painted by a real person, let me introduce you to John William Waterhouse, on whose work the AI was definitely trained:

[laziestgirlintown]

Corsi is not real

John William Waterhouse official site

John William Waterhouse wikipedia

[thememedaddy]