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@bloodofthelioness HERE HE IS

behold

BIRB JUSTINIAN

#he’s a eurasian wren and he was created at two in the morning when i was on the verge of a mental breakdown #i have SO many fun facts about this period of history you don’t even KNOW #but one of my favorites is just… everything about the demes #the demes are way too complicated to get super into here but #they were basically combination street-gangs/sports-teams/political-parties #like to the point where their wikipedia page outright calls them football hooligans lol #but they had an ENORMOUS amount of influence. like the influence you’d expect rival political parties to have #and reading about them just cracks me up because IMAGINE if it was still like that #like if the democrats and republicans sponsored football teams and occasionally started riots and did a bunch of arsons #idk i just find it funny the same way i find plato being a wrestler really funny #anyway I love ancient history #and birds #thoughts of wren

in all seriousness it's incredibly upsetting living in a household with someone who simultaneously a.) mocks me constantly, steals my things, criticizes my weight and appearance at every opportunity, and tells me to make myself scarce when her friends come over because I'm so weird and embarrassing she doesn't want them to see me, and then b.) asks for huge amounts of money and emotional support every five minutes. feels like I'm a horrible disgusting animal she only tolerates because it can do a cool trick that can earn her money. miserable situation

#I have my own qualifying exams in one week and I've spent more time worrying about my sister and her Praxis than my own tests #meanwhile she steals and ruins my clothes and makes a point to tell me that they're “huge” on her #and then armchair diagnosis me with various diseases because I'm too Weird And Embarrassing To Be Normal (her words)#and then creates a group chat with our cousins and leaves me out and tells me that no one notices or thinks of me because I'm so weird #and then asks if I can take her to Broadway or pay for a Macbook #hate it hate it hate it. I'm like a dog stuck in a bear trap chewing on its own leg to get out #delete later #vent post

had a crying breakdown this morning because of how my sister was treating me in her frenzied last-minute rush to get herself and her friends ready for a noah kahan concert (and numerous other things, but this was the catalyst), and now she’s having a crying breakdown because the concert was cancelled due to weather. pack it up boys awesome day 👍

#when she left with her friends I said to my dad “I hope she has the day she deserves”#so I may have jinxed it. sorry to any innocent noah kahan fans who were disappointed

medievaljournalist

the mutant birdmen descend

enameledcoppergirl

*Wriggling around on the lab floor* I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute. I’m so cute.

krippe90

antflights

Persephone 🥀

mellxncollie

Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

forestgirl19

My literally reaction was “omg look at her she’s so prettyyy”

unamccormack

WANTED by the ORDER on MULTIPLE counts

#kiraaaa

spillthejam

fine whatever this is the one life we get but I was supposed to be born a bird

harpertheidiot

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

#adonis and hermione #I don't think any of them would be especially good at either killing or protecting me although that's based on fairly limited knowledge #adonis was a hunter wasn't he?#he tries to hunt me and gets unrelatedly gored by a boar offscreen #hermione doesn't do anything but she also doesn't have to

snailkites

2007 eBird gem

dragon-in-a-fez

hey sorry I walked out of the important science meeting without saying anything. I suddenly realised my tragic backstory was thematically relevant and I could find the solution to all our problems by using it as a metaphor. yeah I guess I knew it was coming, I suspected I might be the main character when I noticed I was the only one here who has multiple PhDs with no explanation of why I never moved on to a postdoc. anyway have you seen my laptop with the worst UI

caden

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

caden

ok I finally did it. I made a star trek side blog. follow me at @bio-mimetic-jelly ✨

#currently empty

bovineblogger

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

kcrossvine

baby need smoko

bovineblogger

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

frickerdoodle

kcrossvine-art

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

evilscientist3

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

If I had a special needs child I’d be going fucking ballistic at the local school district on a daily basis. Every day my mother & sister come home from work and every day I am blown away by the casual cruelty and neglect they describe from their colleagues

#this is in a “good” school district too #it’s horrifying

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