Maybe Not

Beats a hard kick to the face

[stonesense]

king what are you fucking talking about

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tbdagent]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[timemachineyeah]

I cannot believe my dash did this.

[just-skyrim-things]

[sharlatan-ka]

[gimmeblood]

when theres a lot of work left to do but ur shift is over

[raimei-p]

My friend asked me to make an image hold on.

[raimei-p]

Check out this fuckin shit

[gayweedanimal]

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[golden-x-mage]

owning cats is mostly just about getting meowed at

[avoiding-claws]

And “WHAT” in response as you and your cat just look at each other like

👁 👁

👁👁

[vetisntdead]

Getting meowed at is an essential vitamin

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”

[bewbin]

what if u accidently hear “hey man cool sucks*

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i run out of the room in tears. then next time i see them they say “hey arent you the guy who stormed out of the last party crying?”. either way its a great icebreaker

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[secondclassvines]

[anothergirlfromaroundtheway]

Yooooooooooooooo!!!!! 😂😂😂

[localstarboy]

“When you forget to charge The Infinity gauntlet “

[taint3edcakes]

This was such a journey I’m just so blown lol

[angel-of-death-2015]

How is he not making movies right now? 😭

[dntgetmad]

The ant man took me out

[exceptionals]

me: well at least my self esteem cant get any lower

self esteem:

[demigodofhoolemere]

someone: *mentions a tri-state area*

my brain to this day:

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[whalesnest]

@jockocub