honestly though, what’re all the homosexuals gonna do now?
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honestly though, what’re all the homosexuals gonna do now?
When you check Grindr bc the boy at your departure gate gave you the GayStare™️
When you end up blowing him in an airport bathroom.
When he flips u around and sticks it in raw
When he takes his sweet time getting a tissue ready after you’re leaking his nut all over your suitcases.
When you get on the plane and he’s got the seat next to you
What did dame Maggie do to deserve this
Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”
Me:
i feel attacked
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat
*sexting*
me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:
“Call me and stay on the line with me. I’d be happy to just hear you breathing”
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”
Me: Actually it could. Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.
Horny with a touch of depression
i want to be in love and i want it to not hurt
Life’s hard when ur an ugly boy who likes pretty boys