little latin boy in drag

why are you crying

[prostatemodern]

honestly though, what’re all the homosexuals gonna do now?

[manhandlethishandle]

When you check Grindr bc the boy at your departure gate gave you the GayStare™️

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

When you end up blowing him in an airport bathroom.

[manhandlethishandle]

When he flips u around and sticks it in raw

[nicolekidmansgrinchhands]

When he takes his sweet time getting a tissue ready after you’re leaking his nut all over your suitcases.

[manhandlethishandle]

When you get on the plane and he’s got the seat next to you

[bonkyonthehead-deactivated20200]

What did dame Maggie do to deserve this

[meanplastic]

[violaslayvis]

Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

[bratclub]

[quartwhore]

i feel attacked

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[rnemory]

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

[officialmugi-deactivated2024071]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[suspend]

“Call me and stay on the line with me. I’d be happy to just hear you breathing”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[flowersandfilth]

Person: “Could this show get any gayer?”

Me:  Actually it could.  Like, they could add real gay and queer characters.

[rum]

[laflowers6969]

[pequenaxchapina-deactivated2018]

Horny with a touch of depression

[brokenvein-deactivated20190812]

i want to be in love and i want it to not hurt

[harcules]

Life’s hard when ur an ugly boy who likes pretty boys