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he/they | 19 | artist & writer, i love giant robots :) i reblog nsfw, minors dni

[quartzitecamellia]

hi :) call me quartz, he/they, i figured i should maybe have an intro post idk

i post whatever and reblog whatever, really no rhyme or reason. i WILL reblog and sometimes post nsfw/suggestive stuff, so minors dni. i don't really??? believe in dni lists??? just. don't be a literal child lol

i don't participate in fandom discourse, i don't believe in censorship, but i still have my own boundaries and will block and ignore content & blogs that ick me out.

im a writer and an artist, you can find my written works on ao3 (Quartzite_Camellia), they are currently almost entirely for the transformers fandom lol but i expect that to change soon

currently into transformers, lazytown, and dispatch!! they are everything to me <3

yeah that's. it. i think. idk how intro posts work but this is probably fine right.

have fun scrolling it's a mess

[willgrahamscock]

there are actors who bend over backwards to deny the homoerotic undertones that are clearly present between the characters they play with their costar and we have Mads Mikkelsen who told everybody with his full chest that it was hard to not kiss Hugh Dancy because he’s beautiful, and that Hannibal’s last thought was that he’s finally holding the man he loves as they fell off a cliff in an embrace

[sadfishpile]

pov you met the murder husbands

[mandarinaart]

This is my design ✨ is giving mxrder husbands, I don't know if you noticed the details of the rings hihihih, my first Hannibal fan art and not my last one. Also prints are available on my online shop as always with a discount in the 1 week.

[cannibalismposting]

[nastyaoguzka]

Is Hannibal... in love with me?🐟

Yes. But do you ache… for him?🍷

[m4rms]

Eat you whole

[karvviie]

hey best friend let’s see those molars

[maul-of-shame]

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

[nellasbookplanet]

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

[distractionsfromthefood]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

How to make Warrior Outfit of Withered Leaves (cr粘花贴草)

[daialune]

"i want another go, but my pride says no"

plus, a comic (jax's version)

(twitter folks got second hand embarrassment... what do u guys feel...?)

[daialune]

pomni’s version:

they’re both so . unacceptably pathetic

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

[cutecipher]

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[cowplantblues]

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

[norondor]

fuck you if you like this dumb nepo baby white supremacist.