Italicized Knife Emoji

the power over distance is also the power to harm

[butch-king-frankenstein]

great minds think of dykes

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[sifu-kisu]

[biggyman]

Hooooooo my fucking god

[abandonedniche]

i love how the stakes of Walter White’s tragedy are that he’ll die of cancer at an upsettingly young age with very little to show for his ambitions in life despite being a near-genius at chemistry but the premise of Jimmy McGill’s tragedy is that he becomes this guy

[piningmarten]

[catchymemes]

[mossworm]

[voidedjuice]

Joints

[cardboardlife]

In case you didn't already know.

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[cerastes]

“But this mecha show is different from others… The emphasis is on the pilots.”

[cerastes]

😬

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[wintersoldierfell]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

[wintersoldierfell]

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

[riverlarking]

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Chops your head off but my blade is unnaturally sharp and my hand is steady and my arc is perfect and your head flies off in one smooth downwards swing and soars through the air forever and never hits the ground