Hi

I am a completely uninteresting 24 year old girl nice to meet you

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[the-marauders-gang]

I have more school pride for Hogwarts than my actual school.

[a-night-in-wonderland]

The Adventures Of Business Cat

[transwolvie]

#i like these cause it implies that depsite all these weird things he does hes so good at buisness #that they let it slide

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[xx-fadingaway-xx]

we need more women like this in law

[lynnora-v]

Perish, fool

[moodscreens]

like/reblog if you save

[markjinsbb]

blackbear tweets pt2 🥀 dm for requests.

[lovelinesslockscreens]

♡ Like or reblog if you save. ♡ Please, don’t repost. ♡

[lovelinesslockscreens]

♡ Like or reblog if you save. ♡ Please, don’t repost. ♡

[artiums]

D A R K   B A B E

Please like or reblog if you’re using/downloading ~

[flos-chorum]

7 Deadly Sins Lockscreens

pls like or reblog if you save ! :)

[wallpaperangel]

1-800-ILIKEBOTH addition to my two original hotline bling inspired sexuality wallpapers, as requested by @spacegirlcal

If you would like one of these for your sexuality or gender then leave me a message and I’ll get right on it ! 🌸

[lock-screen-galore]

💀 More Grunge The Better 💀

[artiums]

F E M M E   F A T A L E

Please like or reblog if you’re using/downloading ~

[loxxscreens]

outerspaced dudes

[loxxscreens]

these are so calming to look at omg

[lockando]

random lockscreens reblog or like if u save it