Now the sun is laid to sleep.

24, Queer, Taken, Angry, Slytherin, Cincinnati.

[toastbutteregg]

no

[queen-and-huntress]

No you may not

[gaycism]

narcissus at the pond

[wombatlovesyou-moving]

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

[gaycism]

the what

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[fluffygif]

Fall in Sabaduri Forest

[afronerdism]

Y’all….this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he “discovered” masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and calls…..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.

[afronerdism]

[afronerdism]

Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, he’s marketing this as if it’s a whole new creation. A brand new “coffee substitute” while In reality it’s literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.

[afronerdism]

“So I set out to make something better” TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea

[afronerdism]

He describes the tea vendors as being “dressed in rags” but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?

Clothes…….these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags

[afronerdism]

Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.

[dredsina]

i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they call “wyne” and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR

[jaubaius]

The cute baby bird on the car window

[loveserum]

I can have a little cry on the bathroom floor...as a treat

[queen-and-huntress]

@usedcond0m the last 400 things you have reblogged are reading me like a front page headline PLS STOP (kidding never stop ❤️)

[damagedpetal]

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

[biszumletzten]

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[demonsnakes-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[fiveholesinthefence]

When you ask the traffic lights way too many questions.

[snekromancy]

[dollopheadedmerlin]

This is it. This is the entire pet care experience in one video

[vrabia]

[peggaboo]

@poplitealqueen

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

PFFT. Headcanon accepted.

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#she has the bravery of leia#the skill of luke#and the dollar symbol eyes of Han

[he-who-ships]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I was right there with Rey: “WE’LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN.”

[1953swan]

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

[ree-duh]

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

[cullenfucked]

moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

[kelssiel]

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

[queen-and-huntress]

This is why I left this website for seven months what the fuck is wrong with you people

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

3. horny

[tearlessrain]

for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[muchymozzarella]

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

[litedoesspirituality]

aphrodite loves trans women pass it on

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]