Officer: You're under arrest for reckless driving for having three people on a single moped.
Freddie: Officer, did you say three?
Officer: Yes... three people?
Brian: Oh, my god--what the fuck?!
Officer: Sir?
Deaky: ROGER FUCKING FELL OFF—
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@queen-but-incorrect
Officer: You're under arrest for reckless driving for having three people on a single moped.
Freddie: Officer, did you say three?
Officer: Yes... three people?
Brian: Oh, my god--what the fuck?!
Officer: Sir?
Deaky: ROGER FUCKING FELL OFF—
Officer: You’re under arrest for reckless driving for having three people on a single moped.
Freddie: Officer, did you say three?
Officer: Yes… three people?
Brian: Oh, my god–what the fuck?!
Officer: Sir?
Deaky: ROGER FUCKING FELL OFF—
I’m crying. Why is this so funny??
I know I've not posted anything in a hot minute. I'm very busy with studies etc.
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella and Ramen Milky.
I fixed it!
Oh so he can’t read Rami but he can read Glangrwyney?? I don’t believe you.
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella and Ramen Milky.
I fixed it!
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella.
Yeah you know and there was Rami.
but his part was so smal and unimportant that you don't have to mention him.
It's fine
WAIT I SWEAR I WROTE HIS NAME DOWN WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID RAMI GO
I FIXED IT RAMEN MILKY HAS BEEN ADDED
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella.
Yeah you know and there was Rami.
but his part was so smal and unimportant that you don't have to mention him.
It's fine
WAIT I SWEAR I WROTE HIS NAME DOWN WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID RAMI GO
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella and Ramen Milky.
Roger: We chose a good cast for Bohemian Rhapsody.
Roger: Ben Hardy, Gwilym Lee, and..
Roger: [Looks at smudged writing on hand]
Roger: Josh Mozzarella.
Roger: We knocked Deaky down a well!
Brian: Nobody panic! I’m sure that he’s fine.
Roger: [takes a coin out] I wish that Deaky is okay. [throws the coin down the well]
Deaky: OW!
Roger, Brian and Freddie: Oh thank god.
This sounds like something out of Spongebob…
It's Big Time Rush, actually 👏
John: There is something I've got to get off my chest.
Roger: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
That should absolutely be a permanent 0
They were on holiday. Only logical explanation.
Roger: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I gotta go.
Brian: Aren't you forgetting something?
Roger: *gives Brian a kiss on the forehead*
Brian: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?!
Roger: I'm... I'm at a loss for words!
John, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Roger yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
Roger: [presents 'i'm in love with my car']
Freddie:
Brian: My friend Roger, who’s really short, got stoned last night.
Brian: He could finally hold his head up high.
Roger: I fucking hate you.
John: Appreciate the little things.
John: Give a short person a hug.
Brian: [Hugging Roger]
Roger: Fuck. You.