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"Nobody wins from me extending my life."

- Me

gothicprep

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

gothicprep

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

gothicprep

Oh Christ

sapropel

This is the color your cat is

lazygravez

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

cheeseanonioncrisps

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

Fuck you, mom.

Fuck you to hell and back

You will never understand the physical tortures I go through every day because of my fucked healing from bariatric surgery I got to get YOU AND MY FAMILY off my fucking back.

I'm so fucking done. Just because you could eat 2 hot pockets doesn't mean I, with 2/3 of my stomach ripped from me, am being a bitch baby for not being able to. I'm not a bad person for trying to decide to either waste food and money (two things you're CONSTANTLY on me for) or feeling like a stuffed bloated carcass ("You just need to figure out portions!") when I'm working a physical job that will fire me if I miss too many shifts for barfing.

Like just fuck you. Fuck. You. I hope you find this and finally understand all the damage you've done to me

I dreamed about taking an electric turkey carver to my stomach when I was SIX because of you. Fuck you and your own fatphobia.

Fuck.

You ever feel like if you'd been good enough, you'd never been put up for adoption?

#im adopted #feelingsofasoption

*actually takes ibuprofen for my hangover instead of just suffering through it like usual*

Me: I am the pinnacle of health

I still have my Christmas-time suicide note. I was not happy.

#tw #tw: suicidal ideation #tw: suicide

afloweroutofstone

RIP to one of the stupidest publicity stunts of the modern era

sunnysidekris

They claimed it was to promote the culinary school scholarships they were giving to two women but then they spent over 4x the amount of the scholarships on advertising for the scholarships.

luidilovins

pizzaback

i let the internet skew what “problematic” means for me too much cause i was so ready to be like 😲!! what did son of beast do???

pizzaback

the answer is that son of beast gave people head injuries

astraldemise

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

botanical-artistry

financeswithwolves

girl's night

deliriumcrow

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

brinnanza

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

girl's night

since we're close to st paddy's i wanna speak diaspora to diaspora, idk which irish american needs to hear this but your folks didn't come over from their colonized homeland risking death and almost certain estrangement from their families for you to be a cop in boston

myguardianmailman

Garden Lodge Academy: Chapter 1

In an alternate universe, Freddie Mercury never died and they retired from touring in the early 2000s. Now, he and the Boys run an elite performing arts school. Each year, they find the ten best people at what they do and hone their skills to get them into the Business. You are one of the lucky ten. Will you fulfil the dreams and ambitions set forth for you by others or will you forge your own path with the help of your friends along the way?

A/N: No warnings for this chapter. WC - 3.4k

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“Ladies and Gentlemen, the local time is 1522, the weather is cloudy and a bit rainy as predicted, and it is a standard and wonderful day in London.”

As you looked out the tiny window at the city below, slowly coming up at you as the plane descended, the captain went on. “On behalf of us on the flight deck and the crew, we thank you and hope you have a wonderful time wherever London leads you.”

“So do I,” you muttered to yourself as you sat back to wait for the plane to land. It was late August and you were on your way to either the best decision or the biggest regret you had ever made. You knew which your mother would say and you internally sighed.

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