cuck-a-doodle-do

stressed gay

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[agoddamn]

attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

[queen-gayonetta]

Me, who grew up to be relatively okay, telling my mom the ways she could have handled my mental health better.

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[queen-gayonetta]

hey I'm back from twitter are we allowed to be horny on tumblr yet???

[bullysquadess]

a dear friend once told me “all lesbians have to share one brain cell, and it goes to the person who needs it the most”. she then promptly stuck a metal bowl in the microwave and busted her knee open on the kitchen tile when the resulting explosion startled her so im gonna go ahead and guess she wasn’t the chosen lesbian at that particular moment

[bullysquadess]

[liquidstar]

Goku

[spector]

cable: *staring at deadpool and gripping a knife* look at him. he’s such a fucking dumbass. he never shuts up. i can’t believe i have to fuck him

domino: you don’t have to fuck him

cable: no i’m going to

[farmfreshmemes]

[thetenderpassion]

[laughcentre]

┏┓

┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

         anime tiddies

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[heero-yuy]

It could have been so much better..

[small-chekov]

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

[mhevet]

my f

[mhevet]

my feet are cold

[mhevet]

[m-0rphine]

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

I tried to clock out of work and this is all the computer did.

[unclefather]

Don’t leave

[thearcanatweets]

[sf3]

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train