queen schadenfreude

Hey, I'm Queen Schadenfreude, or "Q" for short. Or Steph, even. idc

[queen-schadenfreude]

rotates him on your dash

[nixscriptum]

less of a poem, more of a reminder. ( ఌ )

[64mpg]

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

[64mpg]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sreegs]

dont do this to me

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[girlballs]

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[rickybabyboy]

stop!! stop!!! How could you!!

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[pinklocksoflove]

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[catchymemes]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[homunculus-argument]

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 23 hours 57 minutes

[herpsandbirds]

[meowyabi]