queen schadenfreude

Hey, I'm Queen Schadenfreude, or "Q" for short. Or Steph, even. idc

[queen-schadenfreude]

rotates him on your dash

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[homunculus-argument]

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

[herpsandbirds]

[meowyabi]

[catcrumb]

[texts-from-3h]

[cranity]

the sky's kindest, most radiant star

[nebulations]

[ID copied from alt: illustration of Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier. He is without his hat and cloak, holding a circle of paper with a fire spell activated. He holds it in front of him at chest height, his arm extending slightly out towards us. His torso twists back a little as his other arm extends back, elbow bent to bring his other hand forward and have his palm face the paper he holds in his other hand. His wand is being held between 2 fingers on this raised hand. A fire spell trails from the paper to his open palm. Within the shapes of the flame is a single star. He is facing the paper and has his head slightly tilted down, eye's closed and brows furrowed in concentration. End ID]

[wiionme]

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[2022dirt]

Cows can sit in upright positions while resting. It’s a normal posture they use for comfort and digestion.

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[corruptimles]

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[creepymutelilbugger]

reblogs disabled by op but i want this on my page again