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rotates him on your dash

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

#yeah.....yeah

girlballs

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

#anders tweeting from a darktown latrine

odd-maid3n

knight--error

rickybabyboy

stop!! stop!!! How could you!!

deepinourengines

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

pinklocksoflove

#i have been in 'wondering how ill ever create something again' for like five years orz #i havent actually like... picked up a pen and drawn a single damn thing in over two years #ehggggjfhhh

knightofleo

😾

jackdawsfavorite

bonus

catchymemes

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

#fellowship of the ring rewatch #i'll say bad #i would not survive without modern comforts and let's be real - there's no way im not gonna be a grimy average human #MAYBE i'd be okay if i was a hobbit or an elf #otherwise.... yea bad #sorry. i need penicillin and indoor plumbing and aircon and washing machines and bidets and my CPAP

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

sandpancakecat

homunculus-argument

Has either of your parents ever accidentally called you/your siblings the wrong name? (someone else's name, like other sibling, pet, etc)

Yes, at least once

No, but I've seen it happen to someone else

No, never

I don't have pets/siblings/parents/hair

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

#not me never #my brothers yes #they're about a year apart in age and theyre called Jimmy and Joey so #it's always JIM-JO-WHOEVER YOU ARE STOP THAT #both me and my mom do it lol

herpsandbirds

#i always had scored reading waaay above my grade level and i never really understood the metric for that #i was just told that's how i tested all throughout school #i never felt like i was challenged in reading so i didn't understand why i was deemed above my grade level #this isn't a humblebrag i genuinely got nothing out of this #i never got different work from my classmates and didn't get placed in higher level classes #just got told “you read and comprehend real good” and for what?#just to be told i was wasting my potential and berated for not living up to other peoples' expectations i guess lol

meowyabi

catcrumb

texts-from-3h

#thats my boy! proud of him (:

cranity

the sky's kindest, most radiant star

nebulations

[ID copied from alt: illustration of Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier. He is without his hat and cloak, holding a circle of paper with a fire spell activated. He holds it in front of him at chest height, his arm extending slightly out towards us. His torso twists back a little as his other arm extends back, elbow bent to bring his other hand forward and have his palm face the paper he holds in his other hand. His wand is being held between 2 fingers on this raised hand. A fire spell trails from the paper to his open palm. Within the shapes of the flame is a single star. He is facing the paper and has his head slightly tilted down, eye's closed and brows furrowed in concentration. End ID]

wiionme

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