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Personally I love being fat shamed. I'm super positive of my body, my partner loves me and I am rich in life right now.
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Seth Durand NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Seth is going to pretend that he's not affected in the slightest by what happened. He's playing it cool, acting like he is some kind of sex god when in reality you know the truth. (See below)
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He likes to spew some bullshit about the fact that taking someone down to the arbitrary anatomy is dehumanizing and other performative bullshit when he just wants to see a pair of tits or a nice ass.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Loves to paint your face with it, gives him a bit of an ego boost to see you on your knees being painted in him like that.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He does touch himself while watching you through the window. He'll stalk you, find your home and then touch himself while you undress.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) A virgin in all manners. He's never had someone willingly get close to him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) He likes to be in control so a mating press for sure, he can bend you in half, only letting you move if he says you can.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Very serious, the only jokes he's making is if they're at your expense to make himself feel better.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) A little trimmed, just enough in the hopes that someone actually wants to touch him.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Not romantic at all, he wants to feel superior to you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) All the time, he's an eighteen year old virgin of course that's what he's doing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breath play, any kind of dom/sub dynamics, bondage, gagging, degradation.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Easiest place is in the back of his car, no real bad memories there, privacy, he likes to go park.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Hormones and the fact that someone's willing.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything unhygienic, any kind of degrading to him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Loves getting head, one of his favourite things. He will eat on occasion but it's not his thing.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He wants to keep you guessing so he'll mix it up in the moment, whatever gets you needy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) An after school quickie is exactly what he needs a lot of the time, he's totally down for them.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) He's willing to get risky, but the power to veto lies solely with him.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He doesn't last long at all but he's ready to go again fairly quickly.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Def owns ropes, nipple clamps, things like that. He doesn't use them on himself but his partner for sure.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Biggest tease, he wants you crying before giving it to you.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Pretends he's a grunt/groaner, but just ends up whimpering.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He's ashamed to admit how much he liked being topped the one time you did it. Whimpering mess. Whenever you bring it up he denies that he liked it but he's touched himself to the memories before.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 6 inches, one good vein.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Extremely high, he could every day multiple times.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He stays up for a while, just basking in everything.
Okay but I want to know all of the family drama after Stebbins revealed on national television that the Major has dozens of illegitimate children. I know at least a few people demanded DNA test.
LOSER|ALEX WRIGHT(GRAVE ENCOUNTERS) X READER
(A/N: Request from a moot so I hope you enjoy! If you want to see more Alex Wright content let me know!) WARNINGS: implied smut. What's Playing: "Perfect" ~One Direction
Alex watched you from across the classroom, he'd noticed you when you first sat down in this class. It was rare enough to find people who shared his love of film, much less finding one as hot as you were. The material he was learning was something he was interested in, obsessed with even, yet his interest with you far outweighed it.
He'd never been the type to get girls, the same loser in high school was the same loser in university, Trevor often would make fun of him and claim he was still a virgin. He was right, but that wasn't something Alex was about to admit.
There was just never anyone who gave him a chance. He had a bad habit of falling for the girls far out of his league and then being surprised when they didn't feel the same for him. You were no exception, stunning, absolutely divine, and so far out of his league it was comical. Alex knew that you probably had some super handsome boyfriend, you deserved that. What did he even have to offer? A broke university student who spent too much time watching scary movies and trying to get a small YouTube channel working. If you had any sense he wouldn't even be an option, if Alex was smart he'd just let you go, stop thinking about you.
But he wasn't always the smartest.
He followed you as you left class, trying not to act like he was rushing to get to you before you left but it was apparently obvious.
"Hey-! Uhm- hey-" Alex cursed himself for sounding so stupid.
"Hey?" You turn to look at him, surprised that the quiet one in the back of the class wanted to talk to you. "Everything okay?"
"Yeah, totally, uhm-" He thinks of something to say, in truth, Alex didn't think he'd even get this far. "Just wanted to say, uhm- hi." He was such an idiot.
"Oh, well hi then. Have a good day, alright?" You turn and leave him there, but that small interaction is one he cherishes.
Every day he tries to little things to subtly get your attention, telling you hi whenever he was able, wishing you a good day, dropping pens by your desk so you'd pick them up and give them to him. Anything just for a scrap of your attention. Each of these miniature moments held a special place in his heart, further cementing his infatuation. Alex was hopelessly head over heels, and you didn't notice in the slightest.
Alex was running out of ideas on how to get your attention organically. Soon you'd start to question why he was bothering you so much, undo all his work of trying to get you to like him, pushing in the opposite direction and making you hate him instead.
It's when he considers his upcoming slasher film project that he gets the perfect idea.
"Hey uh, I know this is out of the blew and everything but I'm making this slasher film, and I need another actress- and I thought of you-" His speech is halting, unsure, waiting for your immediate rejection.
"What kind of role?" He didn't want to put you in any romantic roles, something that could make you fall for another actor, someone who could stand on the sidelines with him throughout most of shooting, near him as much as possible.
"The main character's best friend, it's a pretty important role. If you're interested-"
You consider for a moment, thinking about how this would be a great opportunity, you might even be able to pick up some good hands on knowledge you could use later.
"Sounds like fun."
Alex watches you on set, he'd given you a minor role, really just an excuse to stare at you without it being seen as creepy or inappropriate. You weren't the best actress, but that didn't mean you weren't perfect in all other ways to him.
"That's great, now if you want to stand beside me we can keep going with the next scene."
You comply, standing directly beside him, hand resting on the back of his chair. He could feel your skin just brushing the back on his neck, and it gave him goosebumps all over. For once in his miserable existence, Alex felt like he was the king of the world in that moment. Having you by his side was everything, and he was falling harder and harder each day.
The more time you spent beside him, the worse his feelings got. You would spend all your time off set with him, sitting near, infecting him with the scent of your shampoo and something else that just reminded him of you always.
On those off moments you'd either bring a book or text on your little Blackberry phone. Whenever you did Alex would always try and find an excuse to stretch and look over your shoulder. Either to find something in what you were reading to talk about or ensure that you weren't texting someone else romantically.
Yet you never did, whenever he called or texted you were always available, no weekend plans, never mentioning going to see anyone. Foolish as it was, Alex found himself thinking that he might actually have a chance with you. You seemed to enjoy his company, liked talking to him and being in his space. That had to be a good sign, mean that maybe you were into him too.
Just maybe he had a chance.
That Halloween Trevor decided to throw a little party, and while Alex had never been the type to really get into that kind of thing, maybe this was his chance. The whole party Alex stared at you from across the room, your costume was cute and sexy rolled into one. It was the perfect opportunity to make his move.
However every time he started over to you, suddenly fear would overtake him and Alex would chicken out, go back to the kitchen and take another shot. Liquid courage wasn't helping him, and he didn't want to get drunk, completely blow it by seeming like a drunken idiot.
Alex retreats to the bathroom to hype himself up again, splashing cold water on his face. "You can do this." He tells himself in the mirror. "She's totally into you, this is your chance. You're good enough for a girl like her."
Outside the bathroom voice carry, words that make him stop in his tracks, confidence tanking.
"Yeah we're hooking up. She's doing this shitty movie with Alex but her and I are totally a thing, it's all but official." It was someone else on campus, another film student, but undoubtedly talking about you. "I think she's just doing it to be nice."
"Shit I guess that guy really is a loser, can't even get anyone to want to be in his movie. Probably will be a virgin for life."
Alex stays hidden in the bathroom until the voices move on, leaving him with a buzzing in his head as everything he'd hoped for came crashing down.
Without giving any explanation he makes a mad dash from the bathroom upstairs to his bedroom, shutting the door a little harshly as he takes in the safety of his room. As much as he tries not to, tears start welling up in his eyes, Alex furiously rubs them away, not allowing himself to get caught up in this when it wasn't like you owed him anything anyway. He'd been an idiot to think that you might actually be into him. This was all his fault anyway. Who would want a loser like him?
You'd been hoping that Alex was going to gather up the courage to make his move tonight. You'd worn something a little skimpier just in the hopes that he would notice. He'd been glancing at you all night, and you thought that based on how he acted around you that he was going to make a move, but it never happened. Suddenly he'd disappeared upstairs, not coming back down. Had you done something to upset him?
"Hey, is it true that you slept with that guy from your film class?" One of your friends comes up to you to ask.
"Who, Alex?"
"No that other guy." She points to someone else from your class, someone you'd barely interacted with.
"No? I've barely talked to him."
"Oh, well he's telling everyone that you guys are hooking up."
Suddenly it all comes into place, Alex must have heard that douchebag bragging about something he had no right to. That's why he left.
"I gotta go talk to Alex." You don't even wait for your friend's response, pushing past bodies and running up to his bedroom.
A knock on the door drew Alex from his brooding thoughts. "Yeah?"
"It's me."
Quickly Alex composed himself, not wanting to sound like your personal choice had an impact on him before opening the door. "Hey, what's going on?"
You look at Alex's red-rimmed eyes and could tell that he'd been crying. "I wanted to talk."
"Sure if you want." He steps back, letting you in, pretending to be nonchalant.
"I know you heard something downstairs."
"Hey whatever you want to do is up to you."
"It's a lie some guy is spreading. I've barely talked to him, let alone slept with him."
"Look if you did it's not a big deal, I know you're just helping me out with the movie to be nice."
You shake your head. "That's not why I'm doing it at all. I wanted to spend time with you, get to know you better."
Alex's breath hitches as you step closer, hope budding even though he'd tried to cut it down.
"I've always had this thing for you, and I was hoping tonight you'd make your move."
He couldn't believe what he was hearing, this wasn't possible.
"But since it seems that I have to-" You pull him close, your lips crashing onto his.
Alex is frozen for a moment before he meets you back into the kiss. It's passionate and everything he'd dreamed of. And while the kiss would've been enough for a lifetime, he didn't complain when you pushed him down on the bed.
HOSPITAL LIGHTS|ERIK CAMPBELL X EX!READER
(A/N: Can you tell I've been introduced to a lot of Richard Harmon characters lately? Anyway, I hope you like this little Erik oneshot. Want more? Feel free to request and oneshots or headcanons <3) WARNINGS: mentions of death, mentions of injury, graphic depictions of gore/injury/violence, arguments, breakups, second chances, mentions of smut, etc. What's Playing:"right where you left me"~Taylor Swift
"You're wasting your life playing those videogames Erik, if you actually applied yourself to something then maybe you could get a lot further than you are now-!" It was an argument that you and Erik had many times. You attributed his lack of drive to how much he played those videogames, an addiction that was keeping him from reaching his true potential in your mind.
"I told you that it's none of your business how I spend my time, I do just fine, just because I flunked out of school doesn't mean that doing my hobbies is a waste of time-! I work too damn hard at the tattoo parlor that I deserve a little break now and then again! Why do you always, have to look down on me because I didn't get higher education, huh? Just because you're in your fancy university, it doesn't make you better than me!"
"I never said I was better than you! I'm just trying to push you to your full potential!"
"And who are you to decide what that is for me? I decide my future, not you, just because we're together doesn't mean you suddenly get to make my life choices for me-!"
"If you're so unwilling to hear anyone's opinion other than your own how can I!?"
"Don't try and make this all my fault when you come into my house, and start berating me for just sitting on the couch on my day off and playing videogames."
"I'm not berating you, you're just too stubborn to see how you're wasting your life!"
"If I'm wasting my life then why do you hang around me, huh!? Maybe we should break up so you can find someone of your calibre-!"
"I think that's a great idea-!"
"Great! Then we're done, makes things easier for the both of us. Now if you'll excuse me." Erik flops back down onto the couch, picking up his controller. "I have a life to waste."
You shake your head in disbelief before storming off. What was supposed to be just a casual conversation had turned ugly fast, you hadn't expected or wanted to break up with Erik, but it's clearly what he wanted. Maybe it was for the best, you two just couldn't seem to see eye to eye anymore. For a moment or two you were in shock, stunned that it had actually happened. One moment you were happy and in love, despite the arguments, now you'd lost him all at once.
You didn't allow yourself to dwell on it, it wouldn't do any good when it was done. Part of you wanted to go back in there, apologize and beg to get back together, but your pride stopped you, you didn't want to admit you were wrong. Besides, you knew that in a few days Erik would come back and admit that it was all his fault and everything would be back to normal again.
He had to.
Erik had hoped that you would come back and apologize, you were the one in the wrong after all. Who cared if he spent his time on video games? Just because he wasn't the fancy academic type like the rest of your friends, didn't mean that having a hobby made him a loser. He bet it was your friends that put you up to this, they always looked down on him. They were the snobby type who had all straight As and thought the local emo dropout was far below you. That you were settling.
Once you defended him, saying that he was just as good as all of them, that you were so happy to call him your boyfriend. After a while, you'd stopped standing up for him, instead you were far too silent to their slights and jabs. You told him that it was a lack of energy to fight back, you'd been beaten down so many times, you just stopped.
And now it had cost him everything.
He'd been rash and reckless in suggesting the break up, that he was aware of. But he'd only done it thinking that never in a million years would you actually accept. You were supposed to be the one. The one that he was going to spend the rest of his life. You were supposed to be special, supposed to stick around.
Then you left, and now Erik didn't think that you'd ever come back.
In the weeks following the break up, still no word from Erik, the last person you'd expected to get a call from was Erik's mom. A wave of fear swept over you and you didn't hesitate to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey sweetie, it's Erik, he's been hurt-"
You didn't hesitate to drive to the hospital, already getting in the car and speeding down the highway. All just to get to him. It didn't matter that you technically weren't together anymore, you had to get to him, had to see him and make sure that he was alright.
You had to see him.
You didn't stop until you were rushing through the hospital room door, pausing only when you saw Erik there trying his best to sip out of a juice box despite his bandaged state. He stops when he sees you, a look of amusement coming to his face.
"Come to take in your sweet revenge? Tell me "I told you so"?"
Your eyebrows furrowed. "For what?"
"About wasting my life? You always said it could end at any moment and here I am, proof that you're right."
"But you survived-"
"Oh I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about my entire fucking family that got massacred because of death's raging hard on for suffering."
You pick out his bitter sarcasm, his coping mechanism when he didn't know how else to handle grief. You didn't let it get to you. "I heard about that, I'm so sorry, if there's anything I can do-"
"Why are you here? Do that for me, tell me why you're here? Taunt me about something else I lost?"
"Of course not, you're hurt why wouldn't I come?"
"I guess I just dreamed that we broke up then."
You sigh, trying to be patient and understanding but his biting remarks weren't getting anywhere. "That doesn't mean I suddenly don't care about your well being as a friend."
Erik presses his lips together and nods in mock understanding. "So we're just friends then, well thanks, but no thanks, I don't want your fake friendship right now. I don't want you to go back and tell your asshole friends about what the town fuck up is doing now when I just lost my fucking brother-!" He cuts himself off with a bitter sob. "My brother, sister, my fucking dad-" His shoulders shake with emotion.
In an moment you're by his side, taking his hand. "Erik-"
He pulls away. "You've done enough to hurt me, okay? I really can't take any more right now when I have to plan two more fucking funerals."
"I did enough? You're the one who suggested we break up!"
"I didn't expect you to agree to it, do I really mean that little to you that it was so easy?"
"Of course not, you've always meant the world to me, still do, I love you Erik you don't think it killed me to walk away? But I was going to give you what you wanted!"
"Well I love you too and yet you still threw it away!"
The confession makes you both pause for a moment, sitting in the revelation for a moment before you swallow your pride.
"I'm sorry Erik, I shouldn't try to dictate your life, it's not like you have no drive or passion or anything. I should stop trying to push you into meeting my expectations when they're already unrealistic."
Erik looks away from you, staring at the window a moment before a soft. "I'm sorry too, I shouldn't have used a break up as a tactic to make you agree with me. That was shitty." He pauses a moment before. "I want to live my life to the fullest, since they couldn't. It's time to get off my ass and do something with the time I have left."
You gently take his hand. "If you'd let me, I'd like to spend that time by your side."
This time, Erik squeezes your hand back, turning to face you with tears in his eyes. "That's all I've ever wanted." His grip on your hand tightens, as if he fears that you'd be taken from him too. "I love you so fucking much-"
Now it's your turn to tear up. "I love you too-" You lean in, pressing your lips to his, the familiar comfort you'd always felt with him suddenly coming back in full force. You'd missed him so much, missed so much time with him.
You weren't going to waste a minute more.
me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe
it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck
I love how far Tyler and Luke have come since they first met, Tyler is so good at reading him now that he can tell when something is off almost as well as Penelope can which is really saying something ðŸ˜
murphy's first name being john will never not tickle me
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now