→ STARTERS FROM THE COMMONWEALTH.
“Don’t beat yourself up. We all know what happened to the last person who tried to do that to you.”
“Nice to know you always find new ways to laugh at my expense.”
“We’re just one big dysfunctional family… with guns!”
“Plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just trying to survive. I’m not willing to stand for that.”
“Don’t start what you can’t finish.”
“The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.”
“Did you know you talk in your sleep?”
“I’m playing a game. First idiot who grabs my ass gets his arm broken. Ten points if he’s drunk.”
“The world’s a dangerous place… for anyone in my way.”
“The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”
“What a contradiction a human is. To be lacking in so many capabilities, but being blessed with such a tapestry of emotions.”
“You’re looking to get stoned or stabbed? ‘Cause that’s all you’re getting here.”
“There really is no way to ride a seesaw with dignity.”
“Do you feel as bad as you look?”
“Lady Luck is my second favorite lover.”
“You’re a survivor, aren’t you? I bet the whole world could stand in your way and you’d just keep going.”
“Hey, chin up. The night just got darker, but it can’t last forever.”
“Whoa ho ho, I like you already! Walk into a new place, make a show of dominance. Nice.”
“I should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“Yeah. It’s true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.”
“Put some clothes on. You’re embarrassing us.”
“You really have a talent for finding trouble, don’t you?”
“I bet you never miss a detail, hm? Like what you see?”
“Don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“It pains me to say goodbye. But we will be together again soon, yes?”
“Looks like you could use a little pick-me-up.”
“Hang in there. You’re going to be okay.”
“I love work. I could sit and watch it all day.”
“Hey, I’m not saying I want to shoot you, because that would be rude. But I’d doubt you’d even feel it.”
“Words don’t do it justice. You — you’re the best thing I got.”
“Moments like these, ll that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.”
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