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Ew

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Shout-out to the small percentage of people like myself that hate pools, water guns, water balloons, and water parks because no matter how many FUCKING THOUSAND TIMES you say politely "no thanks I don't like to be wet" SOMEONE will inevitably splash you in the face, throw you in the pool, somehow throw or shoot your face with water.

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Mom life. Asking strangers for their box tops.....

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How about you be thankful you have a damn job and go visit your grandma on one of the other 364 days of the damn year

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Are you fucking kidding me???????

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Alvin & the chipmunks

It really bothers me that they go to a people school and no one is freaking out that there are 3 talking chipmunks. Wtf

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I was a bad mother today.

So today I was trying to teach my.kindergartener sight words, which are commonly used words that appear often. So she couldn't sound the word out she'd just see. Can as a symbol. It's kind of confusing to explain anyways, we were doing our flash cards and she wouldn't look at the paper because she keeps practicing and getting the words wrong and she's getting frustrated and I'm yelling at her because I think she just doesn't want to do it and finally I say good job and quit for the night.and as she's in the bath I fed the dogs and walked in to my housemates talking mean about myself that they tried to hide. When I went back to my room, I broke down and cried like a baby. I am trying my hardest and I genuinely am. I am trying to be considerate and helpful and trying my hardest. And then I realized. My little girl was looking at me today and trying her best and I yelled at her. I felt so terrible and I hope I felt worse than her. I leveler and I yelled at her because she wasn't learning fast enough. I hope she doesn't hate me. I'll never pressure her to do anything she's scared to do, or make her feel bad for learning at a different pace than I expected her to. I will be a better mom tomorrow.

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None of this chocolate is making my period cramps go away. Am I doing it wrong?

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Ow

Just stepped on my daughters Legos for the first time. What have I done to deserve this?

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Whut

Why aren't there doggie vampires? Like if I could I'd make my dogs vampires with me. I'd have unlimited time to train them soooo

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Iconic

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Or he was asking to be let out. Dumb asses

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Ah yes. Robert Pattinson my spirit animal