👑👑👑

Give me envy, give me malice, baby give me a break.

[queendrinkswater]

Something something buck dating people who's names start with the same letter. Abby, Ali. Taylor, Tommy. Natalia, nEddie

[buddieswitness]

in a dry spell for thoughts i fear but i was telling my friends random stuff that happened in 911 out of context

so just a reminder that on eddie’s first day, their faces got only inches apart, during eddie’s first season, ‘straight’ buck thought eddie was cute, and before going to el paso eddie assumed a priest was flirting with him

[emziess]

The lady gave it to me. 9-1-1, S09E17

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[caroandcats]

if you can't have buddie directly in your canon, con bought is fine — ryliver, apparently

[gayeddies]

2025 -> 2026

[cranberrymoons]

happy pride to the person who asked the question about bodyswap. oliver says i’d strip down and dance around in my underwear. everyone laughs and he says no genuinely, that’s the first thing i would do. okay. sure. gets flustered and stands up. immediately kicks over a water bottle. gets flustered again and sits back down. ryan looks at him, says hmmmm what would i do with your body? oliver says you’d be so lucky. like; you wish. ryan laughs. oliver laughs. repeats what would I do with your body and ryan (bright red) reaches over and sticks a hand in his armpit and gives him a secret little pinch. ryan says hmmm i guess I’d slut it up. like you used to, i’d be a slut. in your body. :) they say thank you very much for the question and move right along like that was the most normal they’ve ever been.

[sticksandstans]

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

[theconcealedweapon]

[pi-la]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[micswho]

Nothing but respect for MY Clint Barton aka Hawkeye

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[buckslasagna]

more pics of Oliver in The Long Con

[nenessfr]

by the way HAHAHAHAHA

i’m still at the “i don’t have to want to sleep with everyone i have feelings for, and i don’t have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with”

because, well, it’s insane.

I NEED THE BUCKTEMU CONVERSATION TO BE BROUGHT UP IN SEASON 10 PLEASE

[myshipsmyotpmylifeistrash]

Theo watching the episode of Bluey where they make their dad give birth and so he wants Eddie to give birth to a baby so he can be a big brother (Buck and Eddie aren’t even together)

So Theo is stuffing Eddie’s shirt with a stuffed animal and is using his toy stethoscope to check his heart and stomach and he’s like it’s time to deliver the baby

Buck walks in as Eddie, Chris, and Theo are all yelling as Theo pulls the stuffed toy out from under Eddie’s shirt. Theo wraps it up and gives it to Buck and says it’s a boy dinosaur.

Then for like three weeks Buck can’t stop thinking about Eddie with a baby, Eddie pregnant, Buck GETTING Eddie pregnant, Buck holding a baby Eddie’s baby. Until finally he has to do something about it.