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Joe: This is why it took me ten years to go from “getting started” to full-time streamer. This is not the way to make it big.

#no lies were told #joehills

chaggle

(Click for hq!)

Wels really came in and served a dark roast-

#welsknight #helskight

I traced Bdubs over Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin and now I wish I had the time or energy to do the whole sprite sheet 🥺

#hermitcraft #bdubs #bdoubleo100

picklesontheseafloor

You cannot run forever

stormjay0

POV: you can’t do redstone

#Why are they making fun of me help #Images that make you feel ridiculed and small /j /lh #team zit

luigra

it’s not a fandom fave if they don’t have angst, but luckily I know a solution

#geckohc #hermitblr #angst

mallowbees

Hey secondary heads up the Gecko thing is fun but please be careful about treading into unreality stuff with him! We’re having fun with creating fan content of him but stuff joking about actual videos that don’t exist and stuff can be triggering to people

#hermitcraft gecko #geckohc

Ah yes, everyone's favorite hermit

Gecko

#hermitblr #hermitcraft gecko #unreality #hermitblr oc #geckohc

artcgirl

bdubs hermitcraft season 7 castle

queenm00nchild

bdubs hermitcraft season 7 castle my beloved...

theres-an-impulstor-among-us

If you’re not following the hermits on Twitter, you are missing out on some quality interactions

#twitter

shadeswift99

Just FYI, for those of you who don't know, if you ever hear Impulse refer to "the wig of shame" on stream....

This is what he's talking about

will-falling-fell

Also, I believe this is Skizz's

He's more proud of it

i-hate-block-men

for context, impulse and skizzleman normally do ultra hardcore when they play minecraft together, so when they started skyblock they decided that punishment for dying would be wearing the Wig Of Shame on stream for 1 hour. then skizz's dog(s) peed on his Wig Of Shame and it became the Pee Wig and he only had to wear it for 15 minutes. bet you didn't know this had lore

shadeswift99

Somehow, some way, you have delivered a piece of Imp and Skizz knowledge that I didn't already know. You legend.

i-hate-block-men

HA i have beaten tumblr's resident #1 skizz stan

i too ask myself why he never got a new wig, instead he only tried to wash it. and then if i remember correctly one of his dogs peed on it again. skizz please just buy a new wig

shadeswift99

The next logical question is, what about this wig makes it so attractive to dogs???

joehillswithatambourine-deactiv

We should ask Ren.

shadeswift99

Thanks, that's the worst possible way you could have responded to this

thatreallyminecraftsmygender

Posts that progressively worse as you read them

scarred-but-still-smiling

Omg Anna why

joehillswithatambourine-deactiv

You know, dogs pee on things to mark their territory.

And one reason to get dogs neutered(aside from stopping them from being horny) is to get them to pee on things to mark territory much less often.

And they usually pee on things that have the scent of other animals on them. Which is probably why the dog peed on the wig in the first place.

However

If Ren got his hands on the wig

and could smell the other dogs on it

Would he pee on it to mark his territory?

scarred-but-still-smiling

Anna no

joehillswithatambourine-deactiv

You know what Scarred.

You’re right.

Ren peeing on the wig would mean he think he owns Skizzleman. Which of course is not true.

If he were to pee on a wig it would be Impulse’s Wig.

Of course this also means he pees all over his base. But that’s a thought for another day.

i-hate-block-men

what have i done

shadeswift99

First of all, I cannot believe I am playing into this.

And SECOND of all, peeing on the wig would not indicate ownership of the person to whom the wig belongs. Peeing on the wig would be taking ownership of the wig from the person who owned it originally, as is probably demonstrated by the second Dog Pee Incident irl. Therefore, Ren would be peeing on the wig because he's jealous and wants it.

queenm00nchild

#When did this get so so much worse what is happening???

thatreallyminecraftsmygender

Please tell me about him tormenting Doc and False with awful architecture I need to hear that story

Okay, so in the civil war in seasons 6 he used a method of war he called WARD

Weaponised Architecture Rapidly Deployed

And basically, he'd choose a historical building and then recreate directly in front the star teams base. Sometimes he'd build them over false's moat, sometimes he would just build them Directly in line of sight and ruin any pretty shots.

He also built them their own grave yard with their names on the tombs in the back gardern of the team star base as a threat!

This meant doc and false (who were in full scary motherfucker war mode) would have to spend time taking down the absolute Monstrosities if they wanted to maintain the look of their base and their opponents bases. Time they could be using to build weapons and plan for war

He used the hermitcraft need for things to look pretty as a way to distract them from their war efforts. That's the joe hills difference.

blockgamepirate

I think False was actually legitimately pissed off about this too. Doc used it as an opportunity to test tnt cannons IIRC.

Also for the record that giant dark blob in the middle picture is a full scale model of the Parthenon made entirely out of netherbricks, absolutely dwarfing the Team Star base.

(He had a LOT of netherrack and netherbricks because he was one of the biggest diggers in the nether hub projects.)

#joehills #the joe hills difference