Queen Marika the Eternal

Queen of The Lands Between ○ Empyrean ○ Watching from inside the Erd Tree

[queenmarikaeternal]

I take a few weeks to myself and the Lands Between didn't implode.

It's almost like you guys would be fine without me...

[queenmarikaeternal]

Me, clearly lying: Why can't you trust me?

[queenmarikaeternal]

You may think my relationship with Rennala was always happy, but she used to let her oathsworn dragon sleep on the bed with us.

[queenmarikaeternal]

Do we ever talk about Rennala having a massive ego? She declared herself queen of the moon. And people attack me?

Don't- don't look at the fire giant corpses behind me. We're talking about Rennalas shortcomings.

[crumblingfaggotazula]

[queenmarikaeternal]

I kill people, and they call me a monster.

I lock away the rune of death, and they call me a monster.

Cannot win with you people.

[queenmarikaeternal]

Frenzied Flame son or Volcano Manor daughter?

[queenmarikaeternal]

Most people don't know this, but the completed Elden Ring can vibrate

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[queenmarikaeternal]

This is 100% true.

[queenmarikaeternal]

Me, six flasks of Cerulean Tears deep: Does *hic* Rennala still think about me...?

Radagon, using Iron Fist Alexander as a bong: Shut the fuck up.

[queenmarikaeternal]

I purposely sleep deprive mineself until i see the grace of gold make funny shapes

[queenmarikaeternal]

There are few things to pass the time inside the Erdtree beyond making these

[shabririfrenzy]

tarnished and would-be lord, use your jetpack to fly up and shoot a bazooka into the erdtree

[queenmarikaeternal]

Tarnished, and would be consort, DO NOT DO THAT.

[queenmarikaeternal]

The pride month celebrations continue

[queenmarikaeternal]

Pride month in the Erd Tree goes hard

[queenmarikaeternal]

Observing their pitiful squabbles from mine prison in the Erdtree shall always be the Greater Wills harshest punishment