I love asiago bagels

Annika CEO of eating bagels and also CEO of weaving the word alas into everyday conversation

[cephalopodvictorious]

bugs is…. shrimp????

[stantler]

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

Let’s goooooooo

[keroa]

[hannibalsjuicyass]

[darkparadiso-deactivated2022111]

(made by me)

[cyberbullyinc]

i cant stop fucking laughing

[syn-ack]

North is right. I had to look it up and this house looks like purgatory

[lake-lady]

I love substances (ibuprofen, prozac, banana bread, etc)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[rabbitgiftideas]

“9/13 this year is the Chinese mid-autumn festival(a.k.a moon festival). Guess who are making mooncakes for us on the moon!” (x-post: /r/aww) https://ift.tt/31nZaBw

[barlowstreet]

I have never loved anything like I love that little bunny in the top right corner with the mold.

[aichu-dechu]

https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

[sprolloquio]

Absolutely stunning ornament!

[headspace-hotel]

whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK

C- Does it have Creatures?

O- Does it Offend the church?

C-Is it Completely unhinged?

K- Does it Kick ass?

[jinxedbabbles]

Help you I will

C - Creatures, does it have?

O - Offend the church, does it?

C - Completely unhinged, is it?

K - Kick ass, does it?

Welcome you are - Yoda

[headspace-hotel]

You have, somehow, made this post more perfect. Thank you.

[catasters]

[coughloop]

[chiropterrors]

[blpiercing]

[girlbugboy]

[otaconspussy-deactivated2021060]

[hrhbekarie]

They way she worded the story felt like a riddle I don’t think I’ve seen so many grandfathers in one sentence

I think it’s just I haven’t had coffee yet

But I think august is SUCH a cute name

[phana-banana]

I wish The Great Gatsby a very pleasant public domain.

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.