~Joou no Jinsei~

~A queen's life~...and wherever my sanity reigns. ;)

[faelicy]

Scum Villain Table of Contents

人渣反派 【Scum Villain】

受虐男主 【Abused Male Lead】

炮灰当道 【Cannon Fodder in the Way】

暗助男主 【Secretly Assisting the Male Lead】

初级任务 【Introductory Level Quest】

出师不利 【Unfavourable Beginning】

一坑男主 【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 1】

坑完给糖 【Giving Sweets After Backstabbing】

百战峰主 【Bai Zhan Peak Lord】

魔女挑衅 【Demon Girl’s Provocation】

二坑男主 【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 2】

狂刷好感 【Frenzied Influx of Favor】

装B遭劈 【Acting Cool Draws Lightning Strikes】

恶俗设定 【Vulgar Setup】

梦魇副本 【Nightmare Instance】

拿错剧本 · 1 【Wrong Script 1】

拿错剧本 · 2 【Wrong Script 2】

随身爷爷 【Portable Grandfather】

谆谆教诲 【Earnest Instruction】

艰巨任务 【Arduous Task】

仙盟大会 · 1 【Immortal Alliance Conference 1】

仙盟大会 · 2 【Immortal Alliance Conference 2】

突生惊变 · 1 【Abrupt Change 1】

突生惊变 · 2 【Abrupt Change 2】

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Novel Synopsis:

“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”

Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d abused the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.

It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe into a human stick, a human stick!

Ten thousand “fuck your mom”s rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:

“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so fucking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”

Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.

Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!

Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”

A gong who starts as a loyal dog of a small white flower, and ends up as a blackened, mental case of a maiden X a refined scum villain of a tsukkomi-holic shou

This is actually a dogblood story about a master-disciple pair never doing honest work, fighting mobs, and engaging in romance.

It’s also a story where the villain personally witnesses how the male lead transforms from a little sheep of a white lotus into a dark tyrant O(∩_∩)O~

[seiyuunotabiscans]

Voice Actor Magazine SPECIAL ISSUE / ARTIST SIDE

Jun Fukuyama

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19

Please ask permission first before using any of these photos for edits, thank you.

[figmas]

[zevellie]

[kyloren]

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! In this town we call home, Everyone hail to the pumpkin song!

The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

[queenofsorcery]

Local post decided not to keep ‘em for ransom unlike ‘em Bunny ver. So here they are! #KuroseRiku and #ShirotaniTadaomi #nendoroid! 💕✨ Didn’t expect the difficulty of trying to display them as a pair. 😅💕💕 #10c #tencount https://www.instagram.com/p/B3xFpPKJ81HXZDf_YvLRd6zZlwZnRhNGz_RYQA0/?igshid=10qp6y6lltm6

[queenofsorcery]

Defending the right to an “Emperor’s Smile” (from LWJ?) with the help of the “King Maker”! *two troublemakers* #WeiWuxian #Merlin #keptwonderingwhynosuibianbutswordthatcamewithmerlinkindaworks #LWJwhereareyou #LWJispissed #FGO #MDZS #Nendoroid #GSC https://www.instagram.com/p/B3rfxMTJH-NU02Imk32Mc9O4q0RRYQkCHPq31A0/?igshid=1g950cql7blck

[thechocobros]

HOW IS IT THAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULD BE BY MY SIDE?

[build-a-diy]

8-foot giant squid pillow.

You’ll need:

2 yards of felt

1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups)

1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes)

white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using

pins

about 5 lbs. of stuffing

a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern

First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together.

Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern:

FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1

FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2

FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3

FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4

FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6

FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8

So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it.

THE ARMS: (To make a quilted pattern that looks like suckers, see this other post). Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff.

THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s.

THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to…

THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6.

When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done!

Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand).

THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body.

[cacklebarnacle]

@bunjywunjy since the asks seem to be coming in about the christmas squid…

[bunjywunjy]

that’s it! that’s the pattern!

[seluvian]

@roboticchibitan

[anime-fixationn]

| June 13 | Happy Birthday to the amazing Sakurai Takahiro!!!!!

[gorskivijenac]

Chernobyl

[chimerri]

Made a comprehensive guide on MXTX’s series’ main characters! I noticed a lot of people on my TL were having trouble distinguishing characters apart (let alone knowing there were 3 different novels), so I highlighted character traits and wrote them down ^^ I hope it helps! 

[my-otp-list]

10 Strange and hilarious Facts About Mo Dao Zu Shi

This is posted on Moxiang Tongxiu (Mo Dao Zu Shi’s author)’s personal Weibo on 31/10/2017, in celebration of the novel’s second anniversary. Translated badly by tumblr user my-otp-list.

1. Fairy is actually a Husky. When I set up this character, I didn’t know that huskies were… not that intelligent, so now in my mind Fairy still has the look of a Husky. Let’s just think that Fairy is an extremely intelligent mutated Husky okay…

2. Lan Qiren has a beard from a young age. However, it was shaved clean by Zangse Sanren. He was so mad!

Later, the son of Zangse Sanren also shaved his beard… (but I did not write about it).

*For those who don’t know, Zangse Sanren is Wuxian’s mother.


3. When Jin Guangyao took in Lan Xichen during his runaway, Guangyao sort of became Xichen’s assistant.

Guangyao helped wash Xichen’s clothes, because Xichen himself did not know how to wash. It was not possible to ask others to wash, because it would be dangerous if the cloud patterns were recognised. Moreover the clothes could not be thrown away or burnt.

Jin Guangyao used to complain to Nie Mingjue that Lan Xichen’s arm was too strong that he tore apart his clothes while washing…


4. It was way too easy to make Xingchen laugh. Both Xueyang and Ah Qing knew about this but they would never tell Xingchen. Song Lan did not know about this, because the dude never ever laughed…


5. Jiang Cheng went to 3 blind dates. For various reasons, he got blacklisted by all the female cultivators. 

Here are Jiang Cheng’s requirements in his partner: naturally beautiful, graceful and obedient, hard-working and thrifty, coming from a respected family, cultivation level not too high, personality not too strong, talking not too much, voice not too loud, spending money not too much. And must treat Jin Ling nicely. 


6. Lan Sizhui is older than Jin Ling, but both of them are 172-cm tall. Sizhui suffered from malnutrition when he was a child, and only ate bland food when he was growing up, therefore his development is a bit slow…

Lan Jingyi is 168-cm tall.


7. In order to confess to Jiang Yanli, Jin Zixuan specifically hired someone to write a long long long cheesy essay, and he learnt it by heart. Turned out he did not use a single sentence.

One day, after their marriage, he felt that the opportunity had come, so he read it out loud to Jiang Yanli. Upon hearing it, Jiang Yanli gently stroked his cheek, turned her back and walked away. She was graceful enough to not roll on the floor laughing in front of her husband.


8. Lan Wangji has known very early on that Wei Wuxian is afraid of dogs. 

Jin Zixuan used to own a dog, and he left it at the foot of Cloud Recesses’ mountain. One day, the dog ran up the mountain right when Wuxian was sneaking in through the wall. The dog snarked loudly at him; he was so scared he immediately ran to hide in a tree. It was Lan Wangji that chased the dog away. 

However, Wuxian thought that Wangji did not see him trembling on the tree.

9. Even though Lan Wangji never talks about it, Wei Wuxian discovers that Lan Wangji loves to use all sorts of things to tie him up during (…)


10. Between the seme and the uke, Wei Wuxian was the first character to be set up.

Back then I even ranted on Weibo, “This uke is giving me so much headache; I don’t know what kind of seme I should give him!”

The seme has gone though many changes in personalities, appearances, ages, backgrounds, back stories… such a complicated process!

But in the end, a flash of Heaven’s light came right through me, I slammed the table and chose the very first version - “This is him!“ 

It can be seen that Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian are fated to be together. No matter what happens, in the end it will always be that person.

[bigbadredpanda]

Hi there! It seems like I am going to manage ordering the novel from Amazon, yay! Anyway, I am now asking myself where I can support the official audio drama? As I already said, I only know very little Chinese, but I heard that especially the audio drama is REALLY good, so I would like to support it. Also, what do you think, will we get an OST for the donghua once all seasons are out? What about a physical version of the manhua? A DVD? All the best to you!

Hello! I’m glad you managed to order the book, the folding illustration inside and the poster are truly beautiful ^^

The audio drama is indeed extremely well done, the voice actors and the production team have done an incredible job. It follows faithfully the original novel so even without knowing Chinese it is possible to follow the dialogue.

You can also find most of the episodes with English subs here: https://kittykat2010.tumblr.com/mdzsaudio

To support the audio drama, you can buy the two seasons for a very fair price, it’s worth it for the Wangxian song alone (*´♡`*) It’s much easier if you have an iOS device with which you can pay directly with Apple. Here’s a guide on how to do it: https://manhua-assistant.tumblr.com/post/178753974595/how-to-pay-for-radio-dramas-on-mao-er-fm-ios

As for an eventual OST, physical manhua, DVD, there is no official news for the moment but the series is proving itself to be extremely popular in China so I’m pretty hopeful and I’m the lookout for new announcements! There is still the upcoming live action drama to look forward to in the meantime :)

All the best to you too!

[thelostintern]

MXTX Translations Masterpost

Please be aware that NSFW is out there

MO DAO ZU SHI - GRANDMASTER OF DEMONIC CULTIVATION - THE FOUNDER OF DIABOLISM

Novel: https://exiledrebelsscanlations.com/grandmaster-of-demonic-cultivation/

Manhua: https://exiledrebelsscanlations.com/the-grandmaster-of-demonic-cultivation/

The Audio Drama: https://kittykat2010.tumblr.com/mdzsaudio

Novel, Ch 79 Onwards: https://boat-full-of-lotus-pods.tumblr.com

Ch. 5-19, Older version: https://qinghe-nie.tumblr.com/Translations

Family Feast and Yunmengjiang Extras: https://bigbadredpanda.tumblr.com/translations

Ch. 94: https://weibuyaolian.tumblr.com/post/178441401686/chapter-94-to-want-all-the-time

Ch. 95 (NSFW): https://weibuyaolian.tumblr.com/post/178900269036/chapter-95-to-want-all-the-time

Another version, Ch 95 (Still, NSFW, duh): http://froliczxc.tumblr.com/post/178487720226/nsfw-spoiler-魔道祖师-原版mo-dao-zu-shi-revised

Ch. 100 (Confession): http://froliczxc.tumblr.com/post/178249552381/spoiler-魔道祖师-原版mo-dao-zu-shi-revised-edition

Ch. 111 (No NSFW): http://froliczxc.tumblr.com/post/177241813621/spoiler-魔道祖师-mo-dao-zu-shi-the-grandmaster

Ch. 111 (NSFW): http://froliczxc.tumblr.com/post/177285752291/nsfw-spoiler-魔道祖师-原版mo-dao-zu-shi-original

Metal Hook Extra: https://manhua-assistant.tumblr.com/post/178508057495/mo-dao-zu-shi-side-story-metal-hook-part-12 and

https://manhua-assistant.tumblr.com/post/179890934100/mo-dao-zu-shi-side-story-metal-hook-part-22

Incense Burner Extra (Partial) :

https://linnen.dreamwidth.org/1207.html,

https://linnen.dreamwidth.org/1328.html, and

https://burntheupholstery.tumblr.com/post/179090054276/mdzs-chapter-119-extras-2-incense-burner-2

SCUM VILLAIN’S SELF SAVING SYSTEM

Novel and some extras: http://bcnovels.com/the-scum-villains-self-saving-system/

More extras!: https://pizziccato.tumblr.com/post/180786497951/translation-masterpost

Partial Ch 91 extra:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sHvUq6_VX4E9tBI79HrwDBgel3QKety7vAd4t2-xrZE/edit

Fighting with Master Liu extra: http://faelicy.tumblr.com/post/180154270882/a-memory-fighting-succubi-with-master-liu

Partial extra, Honeymoon Daybook: http://faelicy.tumblr.com/post/180396507912/excerpt-from-honeymoon-daybook-a-follow-up

TIAN GUAN CI FU - HEAVEN OFFICIAL’S BLESSING

Novel up to Ch. 15: https://www.sakhyulations.com/novel/heaven-officials-blessing/

Novel Ch. 12 Onwards:

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1oXnp5Y2OD70i78utu4BcQ3xgAlygypd0

Demon King’s Bed Time Story extra:

http://erushi.tumblr.com/post/181043463415/translation-tgcf-extra-chapter-250-the-demon

Hualian Confession Scene:

 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p4pXJ5yxTWQVnYjV8QwmxbFffYr79IFZ5nmlnqlcyU0/edit

OTHER LINKS OF INTEREST

Scum villain discord: https://discord.gg/dVjM69 (Expiring link, permanent link can be found on MXTX general discord’s partner’s section)

MDZS discord: https://discord.gg/4RpCkxF

HOB discord: https://discord.gg/ecgG9hm

MXTX general discord: https://discord.gg/GUj6PHd

Mo Dao Zu Shi Wiki: http://modao-zushi.wikia.com/wiki/Grandmaster_of_Demonic_Cultivation_-_Founder_of_Diabolism_Wiki

Scum Villain Wiki: http://svs-ss.wikia.com/wiki/The_Scum_Villain%27s_Self-Saving_System_Wiki

HOB Wiki: http://heaven-officials-blessing.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Officials_Blessing_Wiki

Hob List of Characters: https://chocolatemix.wordpress.com/2018/11/10/list-of-天官赐福-characters/

MDZS Fancomics: https://forum.novelupdates.com/threads/fancomic-translations-for-the-founder-of-diabolism.59559/

Please send me a message if I missed anything, I’ll try to update the post! :D

Please if you don’t want your content to be linked, send me a message and I’ll take the link down ASAP

[thelostintern]

Upgated again! :D

[cheritzteam]

[MM] Happy Birthday, Jaehee!

Hello, this is Cheritz.

Merry Christmas Eve, everyone!🎅 Jaehee Kang, as precious as a Christmas gift, has her birthday coming up!

Please access our game after the Christmas holiday to receive hourglasses and read fun random intro chats!

First, drop by the app on Jaehee’s birthday !

We would like to give a small thank-you gift to the MCs who access the game and celebrate her birthday with us. *Only for first access during the event period *Mode Select page > Original Story / Main screen of DLC

Event period: 26th of December, 2018  -  28th of December, 2018 Event reward : 40 hourglasses

Second, do you have any questions for me? I will try to analyze and answer it as thoroughly as I can. ㅁ-ㅁ+

Our 4th Special Birthday Event will be starring Jaehee Kang! We’d like to thank everyone who submitted questions to [Ask Me Anything].

Access the game and see what kind of answers Jaehee has prepared for us! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

Event period: 26th of December, 2018  -  28th of December, 2018

If you have questions for other characters, please click on the link below. [MM] Ask Me Anything - Please submit questions you have for our characters!

We hope all of you have a Christmas filled with happiness, and meet us on Mystic Messenger to celebrate Jaehee Kang’s birthday with us on the 26th!

Thank you.

Best, Cheritz

[erushi]

[Translation] TGCF Extra - Chapter 250: The Demon King’s Bed Time Story

I’m translating the Tian Guan Ci Fu / Heaven Official’s Blessings extras for some friends + people on the TGCF discord! 

This is the first one I’ve finished, a.k.a. the HuaLian RPS extra. :D;;

Spoiler warnings for: the ghost bride arc, and the start of the banyue arc in book 1

Please credit if using (@erushi on twitter / tumblr). Do not repost.

[TGCF Extra - Chapter 250]

The Demon King’s Bedtime Story - Reading Material for Children

Hua Cheng was ill.

Although it was a small illness, but the fact that a demon king could actually fall ill, was very curious and unexpected.

As such, when Xie Lian returned to Qiandeng Temple, and went to check on Hua Cheng’s handwriting practice as usual, but instead saw that Hua Cheng’s face was slightly flushed, he was greatly worried.

After pressing Hua Cheng down on the altar – yup, just the other day, they both had a round on this wide and spacious altar; after all, there weren’t any [god] statues – Xie Lian reached out a hand, and after checking his cheeks and forehead, grew even more worried: “That’s really hot.”

Hua Cheng smiled and said, “I naturally get hot when I see gege, and when gege touches me I get even hotter.”

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