[teaboot]

The most difficult part of hiding a sword, I imagine, would not be in the actual hiding, but in squashing down the phenomenal urge to tell absolutely everyone that you *HAVE* a SWORD

[teaboot]

Me as a super cool secret agent: (leaning in to a stranger on the bus) hey I bet you can't guess how many awesome knives I have right now

[teaboot]

(In my head) Don't tell them you're an assassin. Don't them you're an assassin. Killing people is bad. Don't tell anyone you're an assassin

(Out loud) Hey does anybody want to see a dead senator

[queenofthecrows]

Lila Bard vibes on this one

[universalequalityisinevitable]

David Suzuki, from this video.

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

This makes me laugh literally every time I watch it, it might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[riibrego]

on her mind

[jessgaspar]

curious flamingo.

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