Fake relationship
âIâll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.â
âPlease just pretend you know me.â
âI thought youâd never show up!â
âOne date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?â
âYou only have to wear the ring until they notice.â
âWhatâs the harm if weâre never going to see each other again?â
âBut I donât even know your name!â
âIâm not sure we can pull this off.â
âTheyâre going to be furious if they find out.â
âI get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.â
âJust kiss me and act like you do it every day.â
âIf you keep staring at me like that, everyoneâs going to see right through us.â
âWell, darling? Arenât you going to introduce me to your friends?â
âI know weâre strangers, but can you at least hug me back?â
âIâll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.â
âI canât do this! Iâm the worst liar ever!â
âIâll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.â
âLook, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.â
âYou look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.â
âThis is temporary, I promise!â
âThis is only temporary, right?â
âSo how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?â
âI think youâre mistaking me for someone charming.â
âOf all the people here, why me?â
âDonât flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.â
















