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[pixiememes]

Fake relationship

“I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”

“Please just pretend you know me.”

“I thought you’d never show up!”

“One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”

“You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”

“What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”

“But I don’t even know your name!”

“I’m not sure we can pull this off.”

“They’re going to be furious if they find out.”

“I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”

“Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”

“If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”

“Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”

“I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”

“I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”

“I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”

“I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”

“Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”

“You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”

“This is temporary, I promise!”

“This is only temporary, right?”

“So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”

“I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”

“Of all the people here, why me?”

“Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”

[queenofthefloatingland]

🎵

Normal - Sasha sloan 

Mio sat at the bar of The Ace of Clubs her head rested on her arm as she looked at the just below half filled drink with it’s slowly melting ice, the cold water touching her fingertips once again. As Mio sat there she mumbled a few words before getting up, she never had a taste for the hard drinks, but after today she just need a few of them to get the edge off. Tough work added with her motorcycle breaking down miles from her home the bad things just kept stacking on each other her vision and mind must have been playing tricks on her by this point in the night. She thought she saw a familiar figure, someone she knew she could turn to, to share her feeling and the drinks were only making things well up now. “...Think i drank too much...again...Looks like fun, but it’s...pretend...Why do i try to fit in? When i just want to go home...And i know this isn’t like me, i just want people to like me.” Mio lifted the glass into the air almost sure she looked odd talking to herself if she was at all, “Got my glass up in the air and i act like i don’t care, and i take some but i shouldn’t, and i say things that i wouldn’t and i’m just part of the crowd...but i feel better now...” Mio gave a bit of a pause to set her drink down again, “I should go, it’s getting late...but imma keep on dancing till i feel okay...” Mio gave another pause “Fooled myself almost...forgot...that i just want to go home...:I just want to feel normal for the night...”

[dragons-rpmeme]

Send '🎵' for my muse to sing the last song the mun has heard.

Or send ‘🎼’ + a song for my muses reaction to your muse singing that song to them.

[queenofthefloatingland]

solisxdragon:

     Yang twirled a strand of her hair around her finger as the blonde in front of her began to speak. This girl seemed to be a smooth talker, a charmer, and Yang considered herself lucky that this was one of the very few spots available on the train. 

     “My, my, I should be honored,” Yang said with a smirk tugging at her lips. “It’s not every day that someone is so eager and that same person calls me a beauty.” Oh, and there it was. Cutie. She was on a roll and the day had barely started.

     The blonde had opened her mouth to speak, the word hanging on her tongue, as the other continued. Curious violet hues cast downward as she glanced at her outfit. Ripped shorts, yellow tank top, brown jacket. She could see what the girl meant with the outfit. “I owe one. Her name’s Bumblebee and she’s truly a beauty.” This girl had an eye to her, an impressive eye that was quickly catching Yang’s interest.

     Finally taking a seat, Yang sat down carefully, so she didn’t bump the girl with her arm. She was learning that people here weren’t entirely accustomed to seeing a prosthetic metal arm. And Yang didn’t want to scare the stranger. The train jolted and she sighed in relief knowing that she had picked a good time to sit. 

     “I’m going to the beach today,” she said. “I’m supposed to be meeting someone… but…” she paused as she frowned. “He hasn’t answered me all morning. But I had been looking forward to it, I just couldn’t not go,” she explained. The blonde had picked her outfit and swimsuit out days in advance; she couldn’t miss this.

     “What about you? I know this train is… weird, to say the least. I can at least say that you’re not going to Cestrelle,” she said with a laugh.

Mio smiled happily, she knew it it, she was right and it only made the interaction so much more interesting in Mio’s eyes, perhaps the boring day was about to get more entertaining. Though her smile did turn slightly when the girl had begun talking about the beach and how her friend, in what it sounded like, was pretty much ditching their plans, not cool. Mio was happy to find they were both heading to the same place, Mio believed her time with this girl was not going to end as soon as she believed it would, there was a chance in this to help brighten both of their days, but Mio needed to be careful with her words. Considering what to say i a quick motion Mio moved a bit her swimsuit showing a bit out of her bag along with the keys she had with her, a smirkish like smile on her face as she looked back at the blonde next to her. The strand of hair on her head settled back in with the rest, gentle blue eyes fixated on the girl next to her as Mio’s legs folded over one another to get more comfertable.

“Oh? The beach you say? Well it would seem we are headed to the same place! I’m sorry to hear your friend isn’t responding, i wouldn’t pass up a chance with a beauty like you for the world.” Mio said her eyes gazing down at her bag for a moment then back at the girl, as if she was laying a trap her words were carefully placed though she did mean for the good of both of them. “In fact i’d be happy to accompany you if you would allow me to, I’m used to the area, i work there after all,” the last part was said more under her breath than out loud though she quickly resumed normal volume, “I was going to practice, but i can save it for another day, besides i don’t think this place has a suitable land for training.” Mio said this placing her hand on her chin thinking for a moment to actually consider if there was even a land to even compete on, perhaps it was a bit to much to expect them to accommodate her with that, the lands for Keijo were very complex. “Oh yeah, I’m Mio Kusakai by the way, i’m the lifeguard for the beach as well as a professional Keijo player, though i doubt you know what that is.”

Mio certainly wasn’t assuming the girl was not smart, it was only natural in a world without the sport that the sport would be unheard of by many, though as popular as it was in her world it was possibly hard to understand for others. How would one even explain such a sport to someone who knew nothing perhaps even the bare, embarrassing, minimum would be tough to explain, though the appeal would probably be obvious. When Mio said professional there was a sense of pride in it, she was the best of her training school, perhaps besides the one race in the war between schools where her classmate shined the most, but her participation was just as important! Mio rested her eyes on the girls she expected a name, but would be alright with just calling her Cutie if the girl honestly wanted her to do so, heck she probably would continue with it even if given a name, but less often. 

[queenofthefloatingland]

“But everything is still pretty cool, I guess.”

“Well that’s good, despite such a fight you have managed to stay friends, that’s not something many people can do if you aren’t very forgiving, honestly i’m impressed. Good for you two i certain hope it doesn’t happen again.”

[queenofthefloatingland]

Kiss 11

11. …out of happiness.

(Read more cause of length)

Today Mio had been off for the night and convinced her friend, Yang, to request the day off and the two had been hanging out for most of the day, the two had visited several stores and picked up a part for Mio’s motorcycle that she need. Though as the night began to crawl it seemed time to go home and say goodbye, and Mio was getting ready to do just that when a specific place had tanged a memory in her mind which made a smile grow on her lips. Mio hadn’t been there very much since the first time she had explored, the royal flush casino which actually wasn’t too far from Yang place of resients. And taking in the mood of not wanting to part just yet Mio offered to take Yang there, and happy Yang accepted her invite it certainly was a rare occasion to go out at night for Mio, though she did go out of her way to make sure she had the next day off. So Mio and Yang set out for the Casino after a bit of discussion of dressing fancy, though in the end deciding against the flashy outfits they went in normal clothing, it was good enough.

As the two moved into the building Mio was happy to offer to get them both started on their night, she handed Yang a few bills, honestly Mio had been saving up for a trip here for a while so it wasn’t anything big to her. Moving to a table the two started to try their luck at the cards, though of course it had to be one of Mio’s unlucky days, she was quickly put out of the game due to her considerable bets which she lost each time. Though Yang seemed to be doing plenty well losing and winning a fair number of times, it was a sight to behold, perhaps it wasn’t the girls first time at the card game? Well either way Mio had to step up from her seat and was reserved to watching her friend from behind as game after game she seemed to be getting a bit more aggressive. Mio had actually started to get into it, beginner's luck or not Yang was good and with no obvious tell it was actually really hard to figure out if she was going to win. Though with not all night to spare Mio would have to warn Yang to try and wrap up if possible, in which Mio didn’t expect Yang to bet most, if not all, of the chips she had, a shock indeed.

Mio watched in surprise as she watched her friend bet, and actually win such a large bet, in which Mio gave a cheer to Yang an then suggested leaving before greed got to them anymore. And so with that the two gathered their winning which in the end actually wasn’t that much money, but it certainly was more than they came in with, though Mio insisted that Yang keep it all. As Yang and Mio headed back Mio was determined to walk Yang back home even though Mio herself was the one who probably needed protecting more in all honesty. Though on their wy Mio discreetly bought a small gift and the moment Mio and Yang arrived at Yang’s home Mio handed the rose to Yang, who responded with smile and asked Mio to move closer. Mio was surprised when she felt the hand on her face Yang had placed her hands on Mio’s cheeks to hold her head still and then Mio felt the warm lips against hers. Mio’s eyes went wide for only a moment before she returned the kiss with a small blush on her face, standing there more stunned than confused she gently waved her hand as Yang said bye and went back up to her room. Mio stood there for about two minutes before shaking her head then took a deep breath heading back to her home with a large smile on her face.

[queenofthefloatingland]

“Can you maybe chill?”

“How about you chill!” Mio shouted then placed both fingers to clamp on her nose an annoyed look on her face. “Sorry i’m just not in the mood. Look don’t tell anyone i shouted and i’ll be on my way, just a bit stressed out is all, i haven’t been able to practice for days since my coworker got sick i’ve been working several shifts and...i’m just gonna go home.”

[queenofthefloatingland]

“It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”

“Yeah well uh, broken or not we should probably get out of here, i’m not sure the owner would be very ok with us you know...knocking over a game like that, remind me not to get you angry in the future.” Mio let out a small laugh her hand moving to gently grip Yang’s wrist. “Come on, we better leave before we get kicked out, how about a movie?”

[queenofthefloatingland]

“It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”

“Sure and i’m president of Japan for saving it from a giant mechanical lizard crushing everything. I’ll test it myself.” Mio said picking up the phone and looked over it it tapping the power button a few times before sighing. “Just as i thought it’s-” When Mio looked back up the person seemed to had vanished. “Oh you little!” Mio shouted as she attempted to chase down the person who somehow managed to break her very durable phone just by dropping it from a simple height.

[queenofthefloatingland]

“Evidence points to my stupidity.”

“Well i’d like to say that isn’t it, but something like that doesn’t really happen by chance does it? I mean you were attacked by like three bots at the same time right? You musta fallen into some kinda trap right? if so these are some impressive bots for an arcade game. Alright come on move you died it’s my turn!”

[queenofthefloatingland]

“What is that sound in that room?”

“Hum? Oh that? Well it kinda sounds like an engine so i would assume it’s some kind of machinery, though i haven’t looked myself, though rooms like that are usually off limits to other so it’s possible it could not be that, if you feel like checking it then go right ahead, i’ll even join ya!”

[theyoungdragon]

“history of japan” sentence memes

“And now there’s lots of __, because it’s warmer.”

“Ding dong, it’s the outside world.”

“So that makes you king/queen.”

“But this one was the most most important.”

“It’s ruled by an ‘heavenly superperson’, or ‘__’ for short.”

“Knock, knock, get the door, it’s religion.”

“Please try this __.”

“’No’, said everybody.”

“Try iiiit”

“Hi dipshit.”

“Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?”

“Finally conquered __, get that squared away.”

“How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals?”

“Hire a samurai.”

“Breaking news: __ have invaded China.”

“But __ died in a tornado.”

“__ can still dress like an emperor if (s)he wants, that’s fine.”

“It’s time for ‘who’s going to be the next shogun?’, vote now on your phones.”

“(S)He was off somewhere doing some poetry.”

“Knock, knock, it’s Europe.”

“Like __. And __. And Jesus.”

“Now with guns!!!”

“Because we’re grownups.”

“No one can leave and no one can enter, except for __”

“Knock, knock. It’s __. With huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.”

“ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “

“That sucks. This sucks!!!!”

“Stop, no, you can’t take that–”

“Did I say downgrade, I meant upgrade.”

“Can you maybe chill?”

“How About You Maybe Chill?”

“You’ll never guess who’s also kind of scared of Russia.”

“Because it’s the 1900s.”

“So you know what that means.. Duh.”

“The great depression is bad.”

“How bout I do anyway?”

“He has a cool mustache.”

“No more oil for you.”

“I declared war on __ as a symbol of friendship.”

“But everything is still pretty cool, I guess.”

[memes-musings-rp-blog]

Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse...

…in the rain.

…in the house they just bought.

…on the nose.

…against a wall.

…before going to sleep.

…to wake them up.

…french.

…in their neck.

…on their forehead.

…on the cheek.

…out of happiness.

…to thank them.

…drunk.

…to suprise/confuse them.

…because you missed them.

…to comfort them.

…to stop them from rambling.

…angry.

…crying.

…as a dare.

…for the first time.

…to tell them you like them.

[justmiz]

Markiplier & Friends: Prop Hunt

Alternatively, you can send me “PROP HUNT!” for me to generate a response.

“Evidence points to my stupidity.”

“What are ya’ll doing?”

“What are you fuckers up to!?”

“I’m not riskin’ it— I’m outta here!”

“This is where I’m stuck forever now.”

“I was drinking water, you ass!”

“I didn’t think you’d laugh at all.”

“Stop shooting my boner!”

“The symmetry will throw them off!”

“Wait a minute… this isn’t fair— this isn’t fair!”

“Let me just try to fit into this tight space.”

“Don’t be embarrassed of your chub.”

“Are we suddenly into boners?”

“For God’s sake, make that joke!”

“If I don’t love boners, I don’t know what’s right in the world.”

“Oh, okay. Bye… *click*”

“Who is in the kitchen with the melons and things?”

“Go away, melon.”

“It’s canon, okay!?”

“Why is that wrong?”

“Did I lose him? I think I lost him!”

“We should put on our glow-in-the-dark condoms and have a battle!”

“What does that do for me?”

“Don’t fuck it up!”

“You can be anything you wanna be!”

“Everyone just relax— AAAAAAAAAAH!”

“Take me to the stars!”

“What even the fuck are you?”

“It’s the only chantey I know!”

“What is that sound in that room?”

“You’re gonna like the way you find me, I guarantee it.”

“I count that as a victory.”

“If I wasn’t an idiot, I wouldn’t have died. But I am an idiot.”

“Okay, okay. Never-mind— okay.”

“I might have gone through a wall.”

“Haha! Killed you, bitch!”

“Oh god, it hurts. It hurts…”

“It’s not broken! It’s fully functional!”

“What even remotely am I?”

“I’m afraid it’s premature cummey-cummey goey-goey.”

“You’re not a professional screamer like me.”

“Well, I’m out of ideas… kill him!”

“What is your set of skills?”

“I think we’re being made a fool of.”

“That is a fantastic hint!”

“Oh, I can feel your heartbeat right up against my face.”

“I can touch my face to your heart.”

“I fucked everything up!”

“I thought they were stupid, okay!?”

“I don’t give a carp!”

“You sound like my mom.”

“Every time I jump, I’ll say boing. Boing! Boing! Boing!”

“Something’s fucky…" 

“I can’t believe those zap-sticks didn’t do the trick.”

“I don’t wanna ruin your fun, ya know? You seem to be having a good time.”

“You have no fucking chance in Hell.”

“I’d say you’re pretty cold, but I ship it.”

“He likes your ass. That’s what he means.”

“It was like witnessing a horrible murder!”

“There’s blood in the puppy crates! There’s blood in all of them…”

“I see your pain, [NAME].”

“Please just end my pain.”

“It’s time to stop, [NAME]!”

“You dun fuckin’ goofed, bruh.”

“What’s thick? Damn— he thick!”

“That banana changed me, in more ways than one.”

“He’s a penis!”

“How the fuck did you do that?”

“He’s sort of hidden…”

[queenofthefloatingland]

solisxdragon:

@queenofthefloatingland liked for a starter

     There was a sense of adventure of leaving behind Bumblebee and taking the train. Apart from allowing the blonde to save whatever little precious money she had, she never knew what could happen whenever she took the train. It was as if chance was beckoning to her.

     As she headed onto the train, she checked her phone for any texts but she still wasn’t met with any. She frowned in annoyance before tucking it back into the pocket of her shorts. Yang was excited for her trip to the beach. She had heard rumors of how amazing Shoale Beach (or any beach for that matter), and she desperately wanted to go. And she finally had her opportunity.

     She walked along the aisle of the train car, knowing that she had picked the smaller line of the three. It didn’t matter that she chose this one. It was still as busy.

     “Hey, you mind if i sit here?“ she asked, taking off her sunglasses so she wouldn’t seem as shady. She hated to intrude but this was her last option before having to stand. Not that she would mind, but a seat would be great.

Mio had been traveling from her home to the beach, a normal everyday occurrence that she would have usually because her job was on the beach, though today it was more for practice than job, especially since she was off today. Gathering her things along with her usual dark blue/purple swimsuit from her training school she got out of the building, placing the strap of her bag on her shoulder placing her helmet on Mio rode her motorcycle out to the train station. It was the small liner so it was a little less popular than the others, though Mio was lucky enough to find a spot with pretty much open seats, taking her chance to grab the seat mio quickly sat down then felt the train starting to move. Mio began to hum to herself as she held tightly onto her bag taking a small lollipop out of one of the zippers and poping that into her mouth she sat back closing her eyes. Though it didn’t feel like to much later until a voice sparked her attention, sure it wasn’t a fangirl, but she didn’t expect there to be any here it wasn’t like she could be known in an unknown world.

“Hum?” Mio mumbled as she looked up blinked for a moment as she stared at the woman before her, for a moment Mio felt as if she had lost herself in the image before her, not something that happened often mind you. “Oh my my such a beauty wants to sit next to me? I’m honored.” Mio said scotting over then gently pat the seat before moving her hands back to her bag, “Why yes yes! I insist you must sit here with me.” Mio gave a smile, apart from her normal one this gaze was filled with something more, teasing, or a gaze with more than one purpose, she was unable to explain her motive for this, not like it was any too different from the other she would tease. “Tell me cutie, where are you headed today?” Mio asked the single strand of hair on her head sticking up and leaning in Yang’s direction, though this didn’t really mean anything it was just that strand of what was called ‘idiot hair’ in certain places. “Hold on before the destination i do have a quick question, your strike me as a girl who likes motorcycles, would i be right in thinking you either like them or own one yourself? Your outfit suggests you have one, but i try not to judge by appearance to much.”

Mio said this, though honestly she believe she spied keys sticking out of the shorts of the girl who had just joined her, even if for a moment she could definitely say that the metal was unmistakable. Though as eyes gazed over the girl in front of her she spied, something that would normally be unsightly to beauty, though the mechanical arm seemed advanced even more advanced that something from her home. Though Mio knew better to stare even if the makeup of the arm did tug at her nerves to want to talk about it, she was sure it probably wasn’t a good subject, like most incidents would be, so maybe at a later date, assuming Mio would see the girl after this point was a stretch. While Mio pondered about the arm of the girl she sat back in the seat and closed her eyes waiting for the girl to answer her questions as well as sit down before the train started to move or else Mio might have the catch the girl in order to stop her from falling.

[queenofthefloatingland]

//Hello everyone! I am Echo an once again i am here with another character because i flip characters a lot, my problems with not holding a muse aside. This is Mio Kusakai the muse i’ve had the longest in any group ever in my time of RPing and one of my absolute favorite among the muses i play, granted last i played her i didn’t have even one of the embarrassing skills but still! Starter call time, doing it now cause i got stuff to do tomorrow and have no idea how long i’ll be out. Please like this for a starter from Mio, the cap is four, is it needless to say by this point i’m excited?

[queenofthefloatingland]

//Hello everyone Echo here, i’m here to say that this blog is going to be use for a closed group, so if anyone who is still active and is following this blog i advise you unfollow, though it is your choice.