*Hades wakes up hours later, a few burns on him, but realizes he's home and Poseidon is beside him.*
- @king-of-the-underworld-13
*Poseidon is still sound asleep*
*Curls into Poseidon, confused as to how he got home*
*Poseidon stirs*
*mumbling* wherre are whee…
"Home... I'm burned..."
Thehn heal…
"It's healing..." *subtly cuddles closer*
*snaps a Polaroid picture* hooo boy, @persephonehades0615 is gonna love this when she gets back..... Her MOTHER is too.
*Poseidon continues mumbling* ffuck off, whhere sibllings… and imm tryngg to slheep, shoo.
@king-of-the-underworld-13 I'll choose Persephone in the divorce and THEN who will run the underword for you when you sneak off to see her hmm? Don't think I don't know about that.
We’re sibblings.
*points to Zeus & Hera* SO????
Theyrre divorrced… fhuck offff…
Who are?
*Dumps bucket of phleglethon water on you both @king-of-the-underworld-13 *
GET UP!
Zeus and Herrahh…
*The water is deflected by Poseidon*
[ooc stuff: the river phleglethon is fire not water]
UP! NOW!
FUCK!
You BITCH!
It's healing.... For the most part.... Get up, and get back to your wife, lord water boy. AND YOU SIR @king-of-the-underworld-13 NO CERBIE FOR A WEEK
*snaps* "I AM KING HERE! YOU HAVE NO SAY IN MY PERMISSIONS! AND DON'T TELL @queenpersephoneofficial !"
*slowly grabs cerbie and walks backwards out the door*
*Sniffles and runs after him* "CERBERUS!"
*running away with him*
HE HAS TO GO TO THE VEEEEEETTTTTTT
*follows* "THE OWNER HAS TO BE PRESENTTTTTT"
LEGALLY THATS PERSEPHONEEEEEEEE
*tackles* "CERBY!" *Cerberus clings in his arms*
*explodes into a cloud of dandelions with cerbie, leaving behind a note that says* "routine checkup, with observation due to respiratory issues"
*Curls into a ball, shaking from anxiety*
" @poseidon-offical ? Y-you still there?"
No I kicked him out... You're gonna be lattteeeee
*shakes harder* "LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANT @queenpersephoneofficial !'
*walks in with her leash she made for Cerberus in one hand, her wine in the other*
Uuhhhhh
Why is there a sunshine child in our house...?
*Hades can already see the adoption look in her eyes*




















