we'll sail around the world

lexi. twentysomething. feminist. weird nerd and aimless millennial. ravenclaw. absolutely no chill.

[shawskankredemption]

commodore james norrington in 2003 hit film pirates of the caribbean: curse of the black pearl did nothing wrong, he was simply trying to incarcerate johnny depp literally decades ahead of the curve

[slimetony]

I love my friends and refuse to speak with them

[upthehillart]

Draco and Harry at their apartment (in a muggle neighborhood?)

[non-GIF image]

(I know those pots over their heads are kiiiiind of um.. dangerous…. but they look pretty.. ^^)

[churchrat]

tfw u arrive at the pearly gates and st. peter just looks at u for a min before pulling up ur ao3 history on his heavenly macbook

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

#better to rule in hell than be kinkshamed in heaven (x)

[thorodinson]

Moonlight / 2016 / dir. Barry Jenkins

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[flyartproductions]

WICKED OR WEAKNESS

Last Supper (1465), Dirk Bouts / HUMBLE., Kendrick Lamar

[peonymoss]

@missbuster

[sn0wiest-deactivated20170520]

OH MY GOD

[onceiwashere]

history is fucked up and it sucks because all the people in it who had great viable werewolf names weren’t werewolves. like what the shit. if you knew nothing about history or literature i guess or whatever you’d see names like “virginia woolf” and “oscar wilde” and be like. ah yes. these are definitely some prime secret werewolf poorly masquerading as human intellectual situations? but neither of those people were real live werewolves, factually speaking? they did not take advantage of that opportunity. and i think we are all worse off for it actually 

[witdiseased]

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

[felixitous]

if the thing happens

[robertdeniro]

I messed up. I fucked it all the way up. I know that. But yo’ heart ain’t gotta be black like mine, baby.

[galangrants-deactivated20210301]

questions the iliad is meant to inspire: 

how free are we really, as human beings, to make our own decisions?

where should the line be drawn between heroism and cruelty?

ought the quest for individual honor to be prioritized over the lives of others?

questions i have:

what accounts for the bro code dissonance of agamemnon stealing achilles’s girl when he’s literally leading an army in a war that was started because paris stole his brother’s girl?

is diomedes single?

to the nearest thousand, how many heart emojis would achilles text to patroclus in an average day if the technology were available?

[slashpalooza]

Another Bughead… sorry I’m not sorry!

[mernymphs]

[queensofwinter]

Canon Kent Parson: who are you?

Fanon Kent Parson: I'm you but my cat has a slightly different name I think

[vinegarvic]

[yolowoho]

Turn on an NHL game, and visualize the web of scouts, trainers, agents, coaches, doctors, masseurs, therapists, equipment suppliers, chefs, drivers, pilots, and PR people that extends from the ice into every aspect of the players’ lives. Now, take it all away. Take the paychecks, too. Instead, give them … oh, I don’t know … $125 a month? How do you think they’ll play, under those circumstances? The thing is, we’ll never find out. Yes, the men do a lot more for their money. Hey, most of them even earn it. However, the women are offering to do more, too. Play more, make more promotional appearances. They’re not asking to be paid more for less; they’re asking more for more. They’re also asking to be acknowledged, valued, for what they already are: the best in the world.

Who Do You Pay For: USA Hockey and the Undervaluing of Women Athletes (via yolowoho)