The X-Files as Vintage “READ” posters from the 80s/90s

Kiana Khansmith
DEAR READER

pixel skylines
hello vonnie
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kaledo Art
macklin celebrini has autism
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NASA
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n
Stranger Things
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
cherry valley forever
styofa doing anything
One Nice Bug Per Day

if i look back, i am lost

#extradirty
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@queequegsleash
The X-Files as Vintage “READ” posters from the 80s/90s
Detective Queequeg on the case in “Quagmire”
The US women’s soccer team should forget about the bronze medal game and get a head start on the swim home. Piss-poor effort the entire Olympics (except for Julie who played her heart out on one leg). They sure as hell aren’t the number one team in the world. I’d even question top 5. Absolute embarrassment.
I have to say kudos to the Americans of Mexican descent in the crowd cheering for the US.
Mexico lost to the USA’s B/C team in soccer. LOLOLOLOL.
Each time I try to give men’s soccer a chance, the diving/flopping turns me off. Just pathetic. Grown men falling like they’ve been hit by a sniper on the roof.
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S4 of the crown is gonna end with Margaret thatcher gazing out the window with a positive pregnancy test in her hand
this is literally the funniest message i have ever received ily for this
RIP Justice Ginsburg. She was a formidable ideological opponent. I hope Justice Scalia met her at the Pearly Gates and took her to the best opera Heaven has to offer. My condolences to her family.
One day, someone is going to write the last Mulder and Scully fanfic.
The X-Files Favorite Episodes: 03x22
↳ Quagmire
HC: only Scully's toes turn into worms and one time mulder was too overenthusiastic about sucking them and forgot they were worms now and he bit them off and slurped them down like spaghetti
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i just
alright. i’m packing up. we’ve reached peak degeneracy and can go no further. we’ve tested gods limits and found the limit was so much worse than we could have imagined
signing off
-wtfmulder
He’s so consumed that he doesn’t notice at first. The smell, the taste, the feel of those squishy little digits squirming around his tongue, while their matching set flutters over his cock, coating him in their divine slime. The combination of sensations leaves him blissed out for hours. Mulder had never been much of a foot guy, until Scully’s toes turned into worms. The way they unfurl when he puckers his lips around them is enough to nearly make him come on the spot. He slurps and nibbles down their silken lengths, sucking harder and harder. Scully’s moans grow louder and more insistent as she pulls at his hair. It’s not until his mouth is empty that his brain starts to compute her cries as pain instead of ecstasy. As his fog of bliss clears, he looks down in horror at what he has done. They’re gone. Her beautiful wormy toes had been reduced to nothing but tattered ribbons of dangling flesh. He’d slurped them right off.
shut up, mulder. i’m playing baseball.
RIP Queequeg
Quagmire S3E22
3rd May1996