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babygeena

My Queen.

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I do love Dolly.

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Here in Tennessee, Dolly has an organisation called The Imagination Library. It donates books that she chooses every month to EVERY CHILD born in Tennessee from the day they’re born until they turn five. TWELVE BOOKS A YEAR FOR FIVE YEARS EVERY CHILD! Thank you, Dolly Parton!

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IT TOOK THE FIRE DEPARTMENT FOUR DAYS TO PUT IT OUT

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The imagination library doesn’t only exist in Tennessee- it sends books to kids all over the US, UK, Canada and Australia ❤️ Dolly is a gift

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My daughter gets books from the Dolly Parton foundation and they’re really good books. One of them came with a brownie recipe.

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THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

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Thats so nice!

agirlnamedally

the most universally sacred childhood experience for milllenials was listening to breakaway by kelly clarkson as we dramatically stared out the window during long car rides

coffeeandmoorland

This is disturbingly true

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this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube

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Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure

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She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

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Wow making Shaggy a hippie as the punchline of a joke in the 60s really backfired didn't it?

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Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

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Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

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They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

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february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago

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People Who Didn’t Realize They Were Talking to the Expert (x)

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I love this so much. Happened to me once. When I worked at Walmart, some guy tried to get a refund on a plastic chair he bought 6 months before. But the policy was 3 months maximum. So I said no refund. He pushed a paper in my face telling me the law says we have to refund him. Points to me where its says this.

I was overfilled with joy. You see, at that time, I was a law student, learning all kinds of laws. And, irony, I just studied this exact law for a month prior to this. So I almost knew every articles by heart. The smile in my face when I explained to him how he was wrong and how this law doesn’t work for his stupid 20$ plastic chair.

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"Babe smell that? There's nothing in there. Babe smell that one. It's tape. Smell that one! Babe! Babe, smell this one? Babe smell that one..."

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How long was she standing there smelling candles?

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reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

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I don’t have friends

#dicknut butter and pussy jam #we played jackbox once and life will never be the same

whenemmafallsinlove

to everyone who is losing things like concerts and senior proms and commencements and brunches they’d had planned forever and literally anything they’ve been looking forward to i’m sorry. i really am. it sucks and i’m sure there will be people in your life who will tell you to get over it because others have it worse right now and while it may be true that others have it worse that doesn’t make your pain, disappointment, or sadness any less real or valid. keep your head up.

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my sister’s wedding was just cancelled by the venue. when I told one of my friends how upset she was and how heartbroken we all were to have worked and planned so much, she just said “well, it’s good.”

i understand that there is illness and people at risk, but the callousness of it shocked me, just as she was unmoved by my other sister being sent home her senior year, losing her research job, putting all the cells in the freezer, three years of work, her thesis, graduation -

“oh, everyone is doing that.”

your loss is valid. god and even if you are hearing about someone’s “inconsequential” thing they loved - a concert, a brunch - you don’t know if that’s the thing they’ve been sticking around for or not. so just like fucking chill and be kind: it hurts for everyone, in different ways. you aren’t being selfish for losing something you loved.