Gender-envyer

She/They, mostly lurking, active occasionally. 20s

[aaashelley]

to whom it may concern: that sword of damocles hangs

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dykepuffs]

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[theplagueunderyoursink]

Please be safe and never buy ANYTHING that looks even a little bit sketchy if it's for medical reasons

[loveridden1999]

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

[strawberry-crocodile]

we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[dailycatsblog]

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[beyond-a-name]

with tgirls the bases are all reversed. first base is burying yourself so deep in her hole you reach nirvana. second base is a tender, intimate kiss at her door. and if you're very very lucky, and very gentle, you can get to third base, which is where she shares a spontaneous, authentic, unfiltered thought about one of her passions

[kibble-mp4]

ok last thing before i actually get to doing art fight ok

[katfishcomsfw]

How did she even end up in this situation?

[katfishcomsfw]

Oh sorry here is canonically correct

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis