From The Night

Hey I'm Jane and I'm a fuckin' nerd

[insanatic-deactivated20150509]

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

[anilag]

[chromeus]

[fragileheartxxx]

[inritum]

[iamcmlle]

[iamcmlle]

[sneech-deactivated20151113]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.

and frankly, i’m a bit offended.

AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 

WELL FUCK YOU 

MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

[takobye-blog]

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

[brandnewsoulxx-deactivated20201]

I actually think about this a lot and I get really worried like what if one of my best friends REALLY WAS my grandchild like my advice for anything for the last year and a half has been “suck his dick” that is not the kind of grandma I want to be

[adteachings-deactivated20220125]

LET GOOGLE PREDICT YOUR FUTURE

It’s a brilliant thing you’ll find by clicking here.

[yesbloodismyink]

YOU MUST DO THIS

[votedami]

Google is getting way too good at their jobs.

[discountliquor]

[curaete]

[queerlove]

reblog the gay frog in 30 seconds and you will meet the gay love of your life

[oomshi]

the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both

[animateglee-archived]

Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.

[marcholasmoth]

I’M GONNA CRY

[shitboy96]

traditional dating is so lame. It’s so false and contrived. If you really want to make an emotional connection take me behind a tesco express and give me a handjob

[mybrainkindahoyts]

When your whole squad backs you up in a fight but you music af.

[h0odrich]

[h0odrich]

Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??