Queer Puns

You know what tumblr needs? More queer puns

[sandersstudies]

If you are attracted to people, but not sexually, you could say you find people…

ace-thetically pleasing.

[plothooksinc]

get out

[queerpuns]

(src)

[queerpuns]

demistrating my sexuality grayacefully

💯

[queerpuns]

Let me DEMI-strate my sexuality

.

[queerlection]

[Image description - Image of the rainbow pride flag with the text: LOVE CONQUEERS ALL. End description.]

[queerpuns]

Consistently taking the side of your bisexual friends is being BIased.

:o

[dysperdis]

I tweaked my “Trans-cendent” design a little

(redbubble)

[masked-fox-creations]

Remember these? Fox did more! Because why not.

[queerpuns]

Attempting to appeal to an LGBT audience is PANdering.

May-bi so… 😉

[queerpuns]

My friend Grace is as straight as an aro.

😹

[vaspider]

I couldn’t resist the pun. Transgendeer #Trans #Pride #Deer Heavy Cotton Tshirt #LGBTQ #GayPride #Queer #Lesbian #Bisexual #Transgender #lgbt #lgbtqipa #lgbtq #transisbeautiful #girlslikeus #clothing #shirt #nerdykeppie #etsy http://etsy.me/2o1ARHf

[bitchesforprogress]

A woman comes home with cartons and cartons of eggs, and hands them all to her trans son. When he looks at her questioningly, she smiles and replies, 

“The recipe says eggs are a great binder!”

[queerpuns]

‘Femme Tea’ Sticker by courtneyahenry

• Also buy this artwork on stickers, apparel, phone cases, and more.

I ran across this on redbubble: Femme-inini-tea

[queerpuns]

Me saying goodbye to my aromantic friend: see you aro-und. :P

😂🤣

[queerpuns]

An identical twin realized they were Trans, they told their sibling that they were actually brother and Cis-ter

[queerpuns]

You know you're gay when you can't say I'm heterosexual with a straight face.

😆

[astrangebohemian]

Lez Beans Keychain

Celebrate your love of women with this keychain, get it for someone you know or show off your gay pride

Yooooo I made this, it’s funny AND it’s cute

Get your gay ass one or share it with someone would get a kick out of it