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if i look back, i am lost
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Three Goblin Art
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trying on a metaphor
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occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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#extradirty
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@emeraldincandescent
my objective opinion at 80% through All Hail Chaos is that Eric needs to put Marius on a leash.
I don't have the money to commission art of this but also good god if I had money would I commission art of this
my objective opinion having 100% finished All Hail Chaos is that Eric needs to put Marius on a fucking leash.
my objective opinion at 80% through All Hail Chaos is that Eric needs to put Marius on a leash.
I don't have the money to commission art of this but also good god if I had money would I commission art of this
:)
which MDZS character is BEST in bed?
wen ruohan
lan qiren
wen ning
mo xuanyu
su she
wen zhulio
xue yang
jin zixuan
sect leader yao
NO bald. NO nuance.
"OP you forgot –" stickers will be awarded for CREATIVITY, but you guys don't get a button.
#god damn y'all ROBBED my BOY#who on this list has the stamina of a high level cultivator. a service kink visible from space. and a hundred extra holes to fuck. NOT XY!#xue yang? you think xue yang's a generous lover?#i love him but lbr he is theee most selfish masochist.#all that being said. the correct answer here is Wen Ning. @henshengs incredible and slightly unhinged propaganda for su she (and his hundred sexy, sexy holes)
#guy who doesn’t think other people are real is good in bed???? No. @lansplaining with accurate anti-propaganda for Our Winner Xue Yang
#this is a grave misunderstanding of the term 'body count' @hydrofelicity HELP.
#this is giving me a chuckle. XY is absolutely guaranteed dogshit in bed#give literally every single one of his points to su she. @travelingneuritis with additional su she propaganda
Personal ranking:
Lan Qiren: repressed turbovirgin who would probably faint if he saw a nipple and is still hung up on the girl who pulled his pigtails in ninth grade. 0/10 nothing is happening here
Sect Leader Yao: misogynist middle aged dad. he can fuck but it won't be good. 1/10
Wen Ruohan: he's got that cultivator stamina, definitely fucks, and is very hot in every version of canon, but he's a wannabe emperor, he's not going to be a considerate lover. 2/10
Xue Yang: as has been pointed out, he doesn't think other people are real and is unlikely to care about your pleasure, and he also thinks SSC is for pussies. but if choking a goth twink is your dream and you don't prioritize survival you might have a great night. 3/10?
Jin Zixuan: he'll probably cry and be excruciatingly awkward the whole time especially if you hit on his mommy issues. but he'll put the effort in and be a gentleman, unless he doesn't like you and is only doing this out of obligation, in which case it'll be miserable. 5/10
Mo Xuanyu: I have to admit he's also likely to be a virgin but he's definitely fantasized about everything and would be thrilled to try it out. 5.5/10
Su She: 10/10 if you're Jin Guangyao. 7/10 otherwise because he's keeping his shirt on and thinking about Jin Guangyao while you do it, but he's competitive enough he'd still want to make sure he did a good job.
Wen Zhuliu: yeah he probably fucks like a machine. 8/10
Wen Ning: medical training, knows his anatomy, Good Boy who's eager to please, undead superstrength, will make sure you stay hydrated and bring you snacks afterward. 12/10 definitely best lay.
Flawless analysis EXCEPT: Lan Qiren. You did my man dirty. LISTEN. He may be a virgin and he may lack passion but he is STUDIOUS and he is DUTIFUL. Which means! 1) Unlike that fuckboi Wen Ruohan, he would consider it his duty to please his partner in bed, and 2) the moment he even considered sexual congress he would immediately go to the forbidden section of the Lan library for treatises on how to do it right.
Would he approach said treatises with grim determination? Yeah probably. Would he develop a goddamn exercise regimen for his tongue and practice it religiously? Hell yes.
This man is getting at minimum a 5/10 for technical skills alone. Maybe more. He's determined.
I reluctantly have to admit you have a point. He also genetically has that dog in him.
my objective opinion at 80% through All Hail Chaos is that Eric needs to put Marius on a leash.
Nigerian Pride 🏳️🌈🇳🇬
I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!
Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet 😭.
I'm also not used to this much attention, lol
Thank you all!
summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…
the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you
the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside
no chafing ever again
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
bitchass
I love how you have your own Pokemon in the background XD
i ship the backrooms and the house from house of leaves
in my head they are a toxic yuri couple and are kissing
@73chn1c0l0rr3v3l
I am 2/3 of the way through All Hail Chaos and I am starting to have a distinctive sense of foreboding. I swear to god SRB if you kill off my favorite character I will start a one-woman riot
The Pitt + text posts (1/?)
id like to propose the than drive-by
i think the funniest possible permutation of grace/rocky is if grace is demisexual but never got emotionally close enough to anyone for sex to feel like more than a mostly-unobjectionable chore. so when he starts developing Those Feelings for rocky it hits him like a meteorite and he's like. oh god. what is this. have i just been a massive repressed xenophile all along. do i have a geology fetish. am i gay. well rocky's not actually a man so it's probably not that. but what if i am.
yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.
I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.
not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
This map was designed by Kenyan artist Priya Shah.
You can read about it here: https://minds-africa.org/fabric-map-of-africa-the-art-of-storytelling/
and buy copies of the map here: https://www.miakora.com/fabric-map-of-africa
saw your tags @did-sm1-say-catfish and yes, that link is broken! I looked into it, and it's because there are now multiple maps, including a map of India—
Here's a new link for purchasing purposes
WOW THIS IS SO COOL :O
(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.
