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art blog(derogatory)
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@queerrayofsunshine
The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal. He was in a bind, cause he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal. When he came upon this young man sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot. The devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said boy, let me tell you what.
Baby got back.
Well, I just found out today that the job I have doesn’t pay enough for me to fucking survive. The shitty part? I love my new job. I’ve really been enjoying it. My coworkers are really fun to be around, I adore all the pups I get to see every day, I actually have fun. But I can’t live off this. I’m full-time and make $9 an hour. My first check wasn’t even $500 for two weeks of work. I don’t really know what to do. Getting a second job would be difficult due to my shifting schedule but if I got a different job, that would be starting all over at another place not knowing whether or not that would work either. I don’t really have a skill I could commodify and make money on the side. And I don’t want to have to rely on my best friend to support me longer than what time I’ve already taken up. I haven’t even been able to pay my part of rent.
I want this to work but it’s not helping that I can’t afford LIVING.
awooooooo
Harry Potter and co. headcanons I would die for:
Ronald Weasley has eyelashes from the gods and every girl in gryffindor is jealous
Draco Malfoy looks damn fine in high heels and Astoria agrees
Sirius Black showed up to Lily Potters babyshower in drag
Percy Weasley helped Oliver Wood study for his OWL and NEWTS
Hermione lets Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil do her makeup and braid her hair while she quizzes them for exams
Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are as close as Sirius Black and James Potter were
The whole school thought Draco and Pansy were dating until Pansy kissed Millicent Bulstrode smack on the lips in sixth year in front of the entire great hall
The golden trio have so many bizarre inside jokes about the constant trouble they find themselves in and everyone is baffled
Nymphadora Tonks went an entire month with slytherin green hair once after she saw a firstie snake getting picked on
Remus Lupin got a septum piercing in fourth year but the next full moon transformation ruined it and now he’s got a slightly deformed nose forever
After Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends so did their mothers
Hermione Granger has got the Thunder Thighs of Aphrodite
Sirius Black had an actual crush on Minerva McGonagall and the marauders teased him about it just as much as they teased James about Lily
Scorpius Malfoy loves Game of Thrones but he got extremely offended when Rose Granger compared him to a Lannister
Ginny Weasleys first kiss was Luna Lovegood but they were never romantically involved, Luna said ‘sometimes a kiss is just a kiss’ and Ginny found that nice
After Harry came out as bisexual he and Hermione would sometimes stay up and talk about boys and often Ron would join and they’d all sit and gossip
Once Hermione called Professor Flitwick dad and then she proceeded to slam her head down on the desk and say a very bad word
Luna Lovegood made Draco Malfoy a flower crown and charmed it so he couldn’t take it off because she thought he needed it
Ginny Weasley told Snape off for being a bully and she got detention for a month
Luna Lovegood proposed to Rolf Scamander without a ring because it was an impulsive decision so instead she gave him a radish on a string and he wore it to their wedding
Ginny Weasley was Luna Lovegoods maid of honour and vice versa
Hermione spoke at Lavender Browns funeral and she told everyone about the time Lavender dried her tears after the Yule ball and told her she was beautiful
Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter get together once a year and visit Cedric Diggorys grave
Teddy Lupin wore so much eyeliner
Hermione Granger gave all her notes from her OWLs to Ginny when she was in sixth year so Ginny could study off them
Minerva McGonagall is the reason first years aren’t allowed brooms
Professor Sprout was considerably less cheerful the year after Cedric died
Bellatrix Black used to babysit little Sirius Black and decided she hated children and never wanted any he was such a menace
After Harry was moved from under the stairs he became very claustrophobic so much he couldn’t be in broom closets to snog Ginny
Fred and George Weasley were bridesmaids at Ginnys wedding
Cho Chang became friends with a lot of the hufflepuffs from Cedrics year after his death and even Fleur and Viktor
James Potter cried more than Lily on his wedding day
Albus Severus Potter made a habit of visiting the portrait of Headmaster Snape every month or so
Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett started dating in second year
Harry Potter called Molly Weasley ‘mum’ on multiple occasions and every time she would just smile as he apologised
John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work
boom crack the sound of my back
Russian girl doing a traditional Cossack sword dance
She was studying the blade while you were doing whatever the fuck you were doing
Warrior Woman
@ the terrified old couple that had to pass me, holding disembodied mannequin arms, to get in the mall : Sorry
@ THE EXTREMELY EXCITED MILLENIAL WJO RAN UP TO ME AND WENT “ID ASK IF YOU NEED A HAND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH” : THANK YOU
Hermione is her own damn valentine.
Cover by @siriussly-serious T’was an honor Jay, hope I did your beautiful cover justice! Thank you for lending your voice and collabing with meeeaaaaaaaa.
Sir Mittens
Small in size, but might in sound 😍 @vallevecchia
Photography by Sandra Linnell
Sandra Linnell is a 36 years old self-taught photographer, based in Stockholm, Sweden. She shoots a lot of nature and lifestyle photography using an Olympus OMD EM-10 and is an ambassador of the brand.
My passion lies in the hunt of finding and creating beauty. I love to find things that might appear ugly at first and then make it a treat for the eye. But sometimes I think it’s more challenging to capture something that already is beautiful, maintain that beauty and add my signature touch to it. Like nature. I find it very challenging but also inspiring to photograph that beautiful nature of ours.
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Dadtc
Drunk and down to cuddle
every lactose intolerant person ive ever met: i mean TECHNICALLY im lactose intolerant but [goes on to justify the fact that theyre about to eat a dairy product]
Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil
I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her
When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day
Tried using a tampon for the first time and had a panic attack. Yay dysphoria and trauma.
