que limerencia.

✧٩(•́⌄•́ ๑) weird stuff here, they/them, 29 (( nsfw so 18+ only ))

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[mc-frick]

The freak-off of the century

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[importantandunavoidable]

is the willem dafoe fish sexy

yes, he is sexy

he is kind of sexy for a fish

no, he is not sexy

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[importantandunavoidable]

is willem dafoe "fish sexy?"

yes, he is fish sexy

he is fish sexy for a human

no, he is not fish sexy

Voting ended onDec 31, 2024

[archiverfqk]

became too lazy to finish this

[unalivejournal]

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

[sovitti]

Dragonturine🦚🔥

[kcokaine]

dragonjo

[crimson-chains]

He's causing some massive headaches, but he's also really pretty XD So I had to draw of course <3

[fizpup]

Get real.

[pastelpolitoed]

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

[fizpup]

This is killing me

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fantasy-bookwyrm]

Dr. Ratio broke away from his philosophy of self-reliance to give Aventurine the scroll bc he was in love with him: Boring, amatonormative, flat

Consider: Dr. Ratio did only see Aventurine as an eccentric colleague he was fond of, but he still broke away from his philosophy bc his empathy is his fatal flaw. It does not matter how much you mean to Dr. Ratio personally, as long as you mean something he will forgo all his logical frameworks, and thus the values of Nous, to save you, which is how his love for humanity prevented him from joining the Genius Society.

[rezijellyfish]

My child

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[su-rodriguez]

ragebaiter flins, my favorite flins

[insinirate]

play bite