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/welcome, friend/ kris | 20 | i'm here to just have fun

[questingrani]

good night

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[joylessmarxist]

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[normal-horoscopes]

REGULAR MUSIC TO BE NORMAL TO

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh well that couldn’t possibly be–

i–hold on, i need a minute

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It gets more and more wild:

Big Nose George was killed by mob violence, despite already being sentenced by the court to hang to death for murdering 2 lawmen

The physician who performed the autopsy decided for some ungodly reason to have Big Nose George’s skin made into a pair of shoes. what doctor does this??? 

the doctor later gets elected governor. Guess which shoes he wears to his inauguration ceremony?

not to be outdone, his 15 year old assistant, Lillian Heath, keeps the top part of George’s skull. She keeps it all her life & uses it as an ash tray, a pen holder, and a doorstop. She goes on to become the first woman doctor in the state. 

what the fuck was going on in the wyoming medical field

here’s a closeup of the shoes, which are now on display in the county museum

what the fuck wyoming

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

My ideal Wikipedia biography

[kutkhu]

Joseph Abboud | Fall 2019 RTW

[mysharona1987]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

it’s honestly crazy how many ppl u meet in your early twenties who have never been in love or been in a relationship or had sex and then you’re like oh it’s actually normal and social milestones actually mean nothing bc everyone is different and has different experiences. cool!

[prontaentrega]

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

[lettherebedragons]

This is a very specific vague.

[intellectualhedonist]

AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.

[intellectualhedonist]

also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up

[alkatyn]

I love discovering very specific drama

[wizardonline]

does an evil little "hee hee hee!" at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle

[worm-ghoul]

[diavop]

[papasmoke]

Thank you for choosing bad mcdonalds how can we hurt you

[aesthesiamag]

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan

People Matching Artworks: An Unusual Photo Series By Stefan Draschan More info: Website | Instagram…

[cynicalbitchmuppet]

I was really hoping these weren’t staged and the artist just spends weeks in art galleries and days in front of paintings to make these

Well guess what… That’s exactly what he did!