Don't let them come too close

| 25, eccentric |

[spyder-on-the-wall]

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[you-are-loved-you-are-enough]

only compare yourself to your previous self, no one else.

[aspergersissues]

It helped me to realize this.

[soviet]

[sevdrag]

apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

[tendernotion]

[passionreawakened-deactivated20]

[thegoodvybe]

[lmm-43]

You never realize how fucked up someone treated you until you explain it to someone else.

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

[baneismydragon]

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

[fan-enby-anonymous]

Damn it sure is

[awful-earworm]

“we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.”

[1989nihil]

movie plot right there

[goshinoghetto]

.“Blade Runner” concept art by Syd Mead

[zombifieddancingmushrooms]

[lemonskittlesofficial]

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

[fulltrashpolice]

[freshmoviequotes]

Fresh (2022)

[fulltrashpolice]

[sailorportia]

not to be dramatic, but i’m the worst thing that’s ever happened to me