don't call me bones

    ❝ I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass. ❞   indie Temperence Brennan rp blog

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Private Practice sentence starters [season 6, episode 1]

"Someday I'll explain it all to you."

"We're doing just fine, right?"

"My daughter hates me."

"I wouldn't have said I was coming if I wasn't."

"I actually keep my word."

"You told me to go."

"You destroyed our lives."

"You ruined my childhood and that is not love."

"You can just get the hell out of my life. Get out, just go!""

"I just wanna stay here. Safe in here."

"My husband could go to prison. How crazy is that?"

"Seriously, I'm like Michael Phelps."

"I'm being honest with her!"

"I can't believe he would do that."

"My husband is weak, and selfish, and a coward. And I will never forgive him for this."

"My place doesn't come with you."

"So, your phone was buzzing like crazy last night."

"She does have a husband, right?"

"He's flypaper and women are the flies."

"I'm glad that my humiliating insecurity is giving you joy."

"This totally sucks --oh, and it hurts."

"No, it's not about the pain."

"Something happened to her father."

"Did you just refer to me as cancer?"

"That joke wasn't funny."

"Clean water is very important."

"I have something to say, but do not get excited."

"You're not saying 'don't freak out'?"

"Why would you be getting flowers? Did I miss something?"

"Well, no need to be an overachiever today."

"I believe in a woman's right to choose, but I don't have a choice."

"My guys are champions. My swimmers, they beat the big bad IUD, man."

"You realize how creepy that sounds, right? Even for you?"

"One day at a time you carried me through my grief."

"I'm not delirious with joy?"

"If you don't try for real, you can't know."

"I won't let you undervalue your accomplishments and the pride you should feel."

"You need to live a very, very long time."

"I was trying to save the pancakes from the juice."

"I am the only adult at this table right now."

"I'm perpetually in the dark, but I'm very much an adult."

"It's easy to take chances when you're single."

"I couldn't go home until I made things right."

"We're having a baby, you and me?"

"I have to go home soon, but I just -- I can't."

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do mah url aye

My Opinion on;

Character in general: Arastoo is adorable and cute with Cam. He’s a great character, even if he’s not always on the show.How they play them: I actually only just recently got to know Arastoo as a character, and so far it’s a great job. The Mun: Nic is an absolute sweetheart, I enjoy talking to her out of character when I do. I also enjoy seeing and writing the many characters she writes for, she does a fantastic job at every one of them. 

Do I:

RP with them: I have a thread I think, though I’m always open to more interaction.Want to RP with them:  Always!

What is my;

Overall Opinion: Go follow if you don’t already! 

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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“Dressing baby girls is fun. Then they age three years and the boys get the better, tasteful clothing. Girls? No they get the glitter bombs from hell.”

“I don’t believe ‘glitter bombs’ from a fictional place is a logical way to describe clothing for children.” 

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im-thelost-princess:

“–Uh, well, um…”

“I would love directions into town.”

“Well, what exactly do you want to know?”

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farsipoetry:

“Excellent question, doctor Brennan. Unfortunately, all we have is… a hand.”

“Well, based on the size and porous surface, the victim was in their late twenties to early thirties”

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Send me your URL and I'll tell you

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boysnsplinters:

My Opinion on;

Character in general: How they play them: The Mun:

Do I:

RP with them: Want to RP with them: 

What is my;

Overall Opinion:

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

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im-thelost-princess liked for a thing

“Can I help you with something?”

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farsipoetry liked for a thing

“Mr. Vaziri, where are the remains?”

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;;So I got some good news today and I’m in a pretty good mood now, so like this for a thing and I’ll get to them as soon as I can process this news.

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Maternity Memes

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grumblygardens:

Memes about motherhood, having babies, and parenting. Some borderline NSFW and mildly offensive. Includes adoption!

Pregnancy& Motherhood

“But you’re hardly showing!”

“You are really big now!”

“Maybe it’s time to shop for something more flattering?”

“Maternity wear. You. You’ve gone without it for too long.”

“Did you hear the baby’s heartbeat?”

“How far along are you?”

“So when are you due?”

“Do you have nursery themes picked out?”

“Are you having a little boy or a little girl?”

“I know you went to get the ultrasound done.”

“You have to tell me if pregnancy sex is as kinky as I’ve heard it is!” 

“Just consider gender neutral colors for a second. Hear me out.”

“I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”

“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?” 

“You can’t clean the cat box. There’s other stuff you can’t do while pregnant, either.”

“If you get put on bedrest, your entire house will fall apart and you know it.”

“So I guess you’ll go straight back to work after this?”

“Goodbye working world, hello stay-at-home-mommy! Right?”

“Your feet have got to be killing you!”

“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!” 

“You know you’ll be sore from breastfeeding, right?”

“So I guess you’re gonna pick a side in that breastfeeding and bottlefeeding thing, right?”

“I hope you’re not afraid to accept some help. You’ll need it.”

“I hope s/he is going to be pitching in more?”

Adoption

“You’re not gonna keep it, right? I mean face it, you’re not parenthood material!”

”I understand you don’t want to keep the baby and I support whatever you want to do.”

“You’re giving up your baby to great parents. That’s not selfish.”

“That’s so selfish of you to not even think of your baby. Of course they want to know you more than two strangers just raising them!”

“Wait, so you’re adopting a baby?”

“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”

“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”

“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?”

“Are you afraid your paperwork will get rejected?”

“Does traveling to get your baby scare you?”

“Will you change their name?”

“Did something happen to the parents?”

“I’m certain you’re strong enough to answer their questions when they’re old enough to ask them.”

“You shouldn’t keep secrets about their life. Don’t lie to them about being adopted.”

“I wouldn’t call it lying. I would call it being selective. They don’t have to know they didn’t come out of your womb, right?”

Childrearing

“Once you have a kid, you lose everything. Your sex life, your party life, your quiet life. It’s gone.” 

“Those eighteen years go too fast.” 

“So what’s more exciting? The poopie Picassos at 3am or the green bean Van Goghs at dinner?”

“I guess you haven’t heard a modern music station in the past year. I guess you’ve memorized the soundtrack to the latest cartoon musical!”

“So is the sugary cereal for them or are you happy you get an excuse to eat it again?”

“Be honest. You play with your kid’s toys more than they do.”

“When they call for you, you feel like a superhero because you are their super hero.”

“When you accept that a toddler is just a tiny drunk college student having a meltdown, you start to feel better.”

“If I have to sit through the Wiggles one more time…”

“I like hanging out with you more than my child-free friends. You have food. You have ice pops. You also have Disney movies.”

“Lego bombs. Oh my god, lego bombs in the carpet..”

“The minivan was probably the sensible purchase.”

“I had no idea a baby could fart that loud!”

“Dressing baby girls is fun. Then they age three years and the boys get the better, tasteful clothing. Girls? No they get the glitter bombs from hell.”

“They say you love them the first time you hold them.”

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Why do I always feel like you’re abducting me?

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❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝Superpowers? That’s highly unlikely that you haveany sort of power that is similar to that of fiction.❞ 

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;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞

❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞

❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ He has no pulse! ❞

❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞

❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞

❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞

❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞

❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞

❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞

❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞

❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞

❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞

❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞

❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞

❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞

❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞

❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞

❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞

❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞

❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞

❝ I lost my shoe! ❞

❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞

❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞

❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞

❝ Glad you’re back. ❞

❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞

❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞

❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞

❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞

❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞

❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞

❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞

❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞

❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞

❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞

❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞

❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞

❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞

❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞

❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞

❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞

❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞

❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞

❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞

❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞

❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞

❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞

❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞

❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞

❝ You’re my person. ❞

❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞

❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

[pearliisms]

Send me a personal problem of yours on anon and I will try to give you advice in character.

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Send to see how my muse responds

"Take a chance on me."

"I'm the shell of a person that I used to be."

"I believe in you."

"From now on, I'm yours. Forever."

"What the fuck is wrong with me?"

"I'm so grateful to you."

"Nothing here is right."

"Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down."

"Did you met anyone?"

"People down here think I'm crazy, but I don't care."

"Why heart doesn't listen common sense?"

"With you it felt like in the movies."

"Kiss my ass!"

"I really want to make a love connection."

"I'm not afraid to face a little bit of danger."

"Let's get away just for one day."

"I wanted to vent but I never said nothing at all."

"What I did to you to make you hate me?"

"I ain’t censoring myself for nobody."

"Don't you ever wonder how we survive?"

"I'm not the villain, despite what you're always preaching."

"Save me."

"I should've known better."

"This can't be happening to me."

"I know it's already over now."

"You don't have to pretend that you didn't notice me."

"Raise your glass!"

"I would any day die for you."

"You touch me in many ways."

"Do you know that your love is the sweetest sin?"

"Would you kill to prove you're right?"

"Where is your God?"

"I want to show sun to you."

"Let's get down to business."

"Let's save the world."

"I think about you too much."

"This isn't normal anymore."

"You are my only one."

"This is the best time."

"What ever can happen."

"I've always been like this."

"I'm kind of outsider."

"It is easy to get me wrong if you don't know me."

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