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@quiddkid
learn how to coupon
how to get free therapy
clean bathroom tips
what to do when you canât pay your bills
learn time management skillz
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
see if youâre paying too much for your cell phone bill
create a resume
how to...
ask me these
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told âitâs not you, itâs meâ?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didnât?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt youâre wea
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
You know what this fraternity means to me?
It means my life.
I'm just a broken boy that no one wants to play with.
wait what i donât get it
Lol itâs funny because fat people are always hungry which is why theyâre fat lololol
I actually hate her
are you fucking kidding me
beginning to dislike her more and more
she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??
but wow what a bitch
And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.
This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the âHangoverâ and is also known for his stand-up.
Zach has a comedy show called âBetween Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakisâ a show where he interviews well known celebrities and âMaintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.â
So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasnât actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.
Tumblr gettinâ schooled always has a place on my blog.Â
Mmmmm I love the smell of BURN in the evening.
1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 10. Do you have a significant other? 11. Favorite TV show? 12. Siblings? 13. Height? 14. Hair color? 15. Eye Color? 16. Do you wear contacts? 17. Favorite Holiday? 18. Month? 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? 20. What was the last movie you watched? 21. Favorite Day of the Year? 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? 24. Hugs or Kisses? 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? 29. What books are you reading? 30. Piercings? 31. Favorite movies? 32. Favorite football Team? 33. What are you doing right now? 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? 37. Dogs or cats? 38. Favorite flower? 39. Been caught doing something you werenât supposed to do? 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? 41. Have you ever loved someone? 42. Who would you like to see right now? 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? 44. Have you ever fired a gun? 45. Do you like to travel by plane? 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 48. Are you missing someone? 49. Do you have a tattoo? 50. Anybody on Tumblr that youâd go on a date with?
This. Â This right here is inspiration. Â This man is a poet of unbelievable levels. Â This man is the best rapper of all time in my opinion. Â He has such an immense range of skill in his writing. Â He can switch to any style at any time. Â The rhyme scheme alone is beautiful. Â When people think of rap nowadays they think of Lil Wayne or Drake or some shit excuse for a rapper. Â No one can fuck with this man.
I scrolled down quite a bit on my phone
And I did not see one super supernatural spoiler. Color me impressed tumblr.
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Oh god thank fucking christ.
I usually donât reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.
so iâm not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!
Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done
The compulsion to jump from high places is called âlâappel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think itâs specific to that one instance, but I think itâs a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. âWhat if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? ⊠oh god WHAT.â Just⊠fucking christ, brain. Donât.
holy shit thank bob saget
that girl you just called stupid? thatâs a chair. youâre stupid.
âNothing marks a manâs character better than his attraction to intelligence.â
Terry Goodkind, Soul of the Fire (via aleuria--aurantia)
"Wizardâs First Rule: people are stupid." Richard and Kahlan frowned even more. "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe itâs true, or because they are afraid it might be true. Peopleâs heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool. Because of Wizards First Rule, the old wizards created Confessors, and Seekers, as a means of helping find the truth, when the truth is important enough. Darken Rahl knows the Wizardâs Rules. He is using the first one. People need an enemy to feel a sense of purpose. Itâs easy to lead people when they have a sense of purpose. Sense of purpose is more important by far than the truth. In fact, truth has no bearing in this. Darken Rahl is providing them with an enemy, other than himself, a sense of purpose. People are stupid; they want to believe, so they do.â
Wizardâs First Rule - Terry Goodkind
Sword of Truth Series
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Remember when Mandy was so fuckin hardcore she took over another show
Remember when Mandy was so fuckin hardcore she took over another show
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
PLEASE!
YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Lemme tell you about motherfucking Porunga. He ainât about that 1 wish rule sonâŠ. my dude will give you 3. You want to resurrect an entire planet? I got you. Need to revive Krillin for the 6th time? Look at my muscles, infinite respawns ainât nothing to a boss. Shit on Shenron all day
Lol I remember this
Phonebloks
Donât get me wrong, the new iPhones look interesting. But this is an excellent idea for the future of cellphones.Â
(by Dave Hakkens)
Completely agree with the OP. This is a very democratic, sustainable, and innovative path forward for cell phones. I hope such an idea can catch on.
I support this 100%.
I support the idea but don't think this will be possible for at least 30 years. The engineering behind creating blocks of specific function and placing them wherever on a mother board and them not breaking is damn near impossible. It's just not how computers work. Now, if they created a board that won't short or fry if the signals from one block interfere with another then that's a whole new story.
