Last night, while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney when it broke down, we witnessed the most empty threat of all time and it was amazing
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Last night, while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney when it broke down, we witnessed the most empty threat of all time and it was amazing
do you understand how funny this is
A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site
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this painting was such a struggle, whew. so glad to finally be done with it!
i hate ppl with canon urls like fuck you what did you do to deserve that
I love this scientist man who has probably been, on many occasions, a victim of physics
Reblog if you have been a victim of physics
If you or a loved one has been a victim of physics, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!
Mom How Do I
Dad How Do I
My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
anti-surveillance-state hero
coke fiend
it’s what they deserved
the dyatlov pass incident
she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
A little glass vial?
a little glass vial
It’s finally happened.
After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.
“I like your shoelaces.”
Oh. Oh no.
I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”
The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”
Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.
Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.
@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!
thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry
gay klingons:
lesbian klingons:
Do gay Klingons ever get frustrated/dejected because their gentleman caller hasn’t so much as kicked a pebble their way or uttered the slightest growl?
Do questioning Klingons ever show their crush their poetry, only to have their crush assume that he’s helping them proofread or something?
Is there ever an issue where a lesbian Klingon tries very awkwardly to recite poetry to her lady love?
Or instances where two lesbians are basically beating the shit out of each other and both thinking “I know she thinks this is just a regular old gal fight, but no, seriously, I’m trying to declare my intentions here”?
Are there euphemisms for LGBT Klingons? “Don’t try to win her over, Riker. She reads poetry.”
This one of the best things I’ve ever read
Bisexual Klingons:
REBLOGGING FOR BI KLINGON COURTSHIP POETRY CHUCKING