Unbridled Genius

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

[quietlyspontaneous]

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

[culocrumbs]

you know what i love

i love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’

like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke about me, but because im such a good person they joke about me adopting kids from orphanages and putting them in a good home

[xelfmo]

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shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[itsbrittanyswift]

idk what I expected but it wasn’t the actual song and it certainly wasn’t that either

[ace-of-your-heart]

Wait, so, we have our weeaboos, our teaboos, and our freeaboos.

What about our…

Ouiaboos?

[edgeworth-take-the-wheel-deacti]

so i just went through the anglophile/teaboo tags and you get people like “i like harry potter/sherlock/doctor who/classic english literature. oh, they’re british? that’s cool. i like some british literature/music/tv and enjoy it a lot! i wouldn’t want to live there though” “wow i just really want to live in britain. don’t know why, just do, it’s a nice country !” and that’s ok! really i don’t mind! but then you get people like “ALL BRITISH PEOPLE ARE HOT AND SEXY AND THEIR BRITISH ACCENT IS SO CUTE I WOULD NEVER STOP TALKING IF I HAD A BRITISH ACCENT ALSO I ONLY DATE BRITISH PEOPLE HAHA LOL I’M TOTALLY #BORNINTHEWRONGCOUNTRY THE STORK GOT IT WRONG”

here i am, a british citizen, telling you that even though you’re not doing any particular harm, you’re really creeping us out and i think you should stop saying things like that please stop

[whitelinesandversace]

This is the highlight of my Wendy’s career

[quietlyspontaneous]

Sending emails to teachers

Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.

Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

[incognitomoustache]

[eclecticwiccan]

IMPORTANT

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Cheetah balls and Cheeto balls

Wake up America

[autoheal]

[wilwheaton]

(via Poorly Drawn Lines – Ghosts of the Dinosaurs)

[mariisawsume123]

Yes Jim. This is our legacy.

[saintsoup]

can i stay in the car?

ancient proverb  (via bambipacino)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thefrogman]

[reddit]

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[rintaichou]

Nap time is important.

[niggasandart]

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch The Nightly Show take on the Rachel Dolezal controversy.

[rhythmicpursuit]

In honor of the passing of Mary Doyle Keefe today, 4/22/15, at the age of 92, “We Can Do It!” has been a phrase that’s rung throughout the hearts of many generations of American women, and we thank you