For my part, I pardon you everything

daughter of the sea//worth 100 soldiers•24

[kosmogrl]

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[ihni]

Tags by @feedthefandomfest

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[punishedsaints]

[bookpillows]

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

[transarsonist]

Au contraire! You can absolutely get famous here

It is however, explicitly a bad thing.

[sorrrowfull]

[dr-paint]

CAUSE I'M A PUNKROCKER YES I AM!

[4lilitaly]

God forbid he be a man of many hand gestures 🙄

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[tgirl-thucydides]

[attackfish]

As it is Passover again, it is time for the annual debate as to whether the frog plague, which thanks to a quirk in the Hebrew, is written as a plague of frog, singular, rather than the plural, plague of frogs, was in fact, as generally imagined, a plague of many frogs, or instead a singular giant Kaiju frog. This is an ancient and venerable argument that actually goes back to the Talmud because this is what the Jewish people are. If we can't argue for fun about this sort of thing, what are we even doing.

In that spirit, I would like to submit a third possibility, which is that in fact it was one perfectly normal sized frog, who was absolutely acing Untitled Frog Game: Ancient Egypt Edition. One particularly obnoxious frog, who through sheer hard work, managed to plague all of Egypt.

[koshercosplay]

[magnifecint]

💕💕💕💕

[marinella-ela]

[juliathefacesofevil]

there must be a better place you could be doing that

[tomboyfemboy]

his only cutting board is nailed to the floor in the turtle room

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

mario party minigame

[nellygwyn]

“On her return to England, Georgiana made a renewed effort to please her husband. Initially, he responded with unaccustomed sensitivity. ‘The Duke is in very good spirits’ she wrote in September 1775 ‘I sincerely hope he is contented with me, tho’ if he is not, he hides it very well, for it is impossible to say how good and attentive he is to me, and how much he seems to make it his business to see me happy and pleas’d - with so much reason as he has had to be discontented at such a number of things, I have very little right to expect it.’ Lady Spencer’s friend, Miss Lloyd, thought that Georgiana was telling the truth and that they appeared to be getting on well together: 'I think they are grown quite in love with each other’ she wrote. But they had so little in common that their efforts to establish a deeper intimacy had petered out by Christmas. It was not a question of dislike; neither understood the other. The Duke was used to being flattered and cossetted by his mistress, Charlotte, and resented the emotional demands Georgiana made upon him. Georgiana, on the other hand treated him as if he were part of her audience and her reserved and shy husband failed to respond. A family tale reveals a misunderstanding between them. The Duke was drinking a dish of tea with Lady Spencer and Harriet [Georgiana’s sister], when Georgiana walked into the room and sat on his lap with her arms around his neck. Without saying a word, he pushed her off and left the company.”

— Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire // Amanda Foreman

[weakformemo]

[nadjasnandor]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.09 – “A Weekend at Morrigan Manor“