froots

birds are great!! and so are you!!!

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[listenforthesteel-deactivated20]

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

[paigeflip]

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

[skullshivers]

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

[morenamagia]

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

[gailsimone]

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

[kingfisherfaker-deactivated2014]

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

[coughedfeathers]

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

[chipthepunk-deactivated20200405]

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

[studyblrco]

I know I run a studyblr, but I do not care

[bluerainst0rm]

BOOST THIS THING. and man fuck those guys who poison our pets.

[ladydraconian9]

BOOOOOOOOOOOST

[xxxozzyfozzyxxx-deactivated2018]

BOOST

[virussina-deactivated20170927]

HHHHHH SIGNAL BOOST!

[snargicus]

BOOST!? LIKE THIS SHIT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!?

[occulthorror-remade]

I WILL REBLOG EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I SWEAR THIS IS IMPORTANT 

[holychocolateicetea-deactivated]

B O O S T ! ! !

[serotina]

[pudgepige]

Hey fellow pigeon friends! Would you like a chubby pigeon pin and donate to Pigeon Rescue Palomacy at the same time? Click here! The campain is running until December 1st so get it while you can! It’s 10$ (or 14$ international) and not only will you get this cute pin but also help pigeons! Yay! 

[serotina]

We met our $5000 goal!! This Palomacy fundraiser is still open for a few weeks, so get your chubby pigeon pins while you can 😊

[quietseal-blog]

@actualbird

[olivertheprince]

Reblog this if you think a trans person doesnt have to get bottom surgery (or any surgery or take hormones) for their gender to be valid

reblog this is you think that they do for their gender to be valid

[venus-star13]

👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ REBLOG IF YOU THINK IT’S 🆗 FOR A TRANS PERSON TO NOT GO THROUGH SURGERY

Not everyone wants to go under the 🔪. And honestly that’s totally fine. There are other ways besides surgery to pass and if that makes one comfortable then so be it.

[quietseal-blog]

uhm mobile tumblr wtf it works fine on my computer

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

[quietseal-blog]

what i look for in a girlfriend:

*can change my birds water without puking because i cant

*can clean things (i cant)

*loves me enough 2 play games with me

*because i have no friends who want to play minecraft with me

*loves me enough to buy me gummy bears

*loves me in general!!!

[quietseal-blog]

introducing... triggered leopard

[quietseal-blog]

🅱️🅾️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅾️

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[quietseal-blog]

Oh wait fuq

mood

[quietseal-blog]

Noodle

soup

[quietseal-blog]

Read Holes by Louis Sachar

okay anon, you've convinced me with your "it is very good" ask

[a-trex]

reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D

[a-trex]

still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!

[a-trex]

it’s November 2017, I originally made this in May 2013. I sent over 15,000 asks with this post. Many blogs were deactivated, didn’t have asks enabled, didn’t understand an ask limit exists, were confused when I finally got to them months later, or would reply upset at me.

REGARDLESS, I have decided to continue on with this. I don’t know if it’s a good decision but… I’ll give it a shot. So go for it. I’ll send some more asks.

[quietseal-blog]

a redraw sketch of a cursed image i deleted so no one will be able to see it uwu

[quietseal-blog]

@actualbird

[melto]

hey isaac got any jake dillinger hcs?

ALWAYS!!!!

jake figures out he’s bi bc he has a sex dream abt harry styles when he’s like 15

speaking of one direction, he goes SO damn hard for them and he cried when he saw them in concert in middle school (tbh 75% of the time he’s crying over 1d)

speaking of pop music that just really rustles jake’s jimmies, he would literally take a bullet for carly rae jepsen. like she’s his number one and everytime she goes on tour u will see his ass there. he has a fan twitter an everything. he once gave rich a black eye for saying she’s overrated (”She Saved The Gays Rich You Dumb Fuck Respect Her”)

he makes friendship bracelets for all his friends and he never takes them off like he would rather die (michael cries when jake gives him and jeremy theirs which makes jake cry and jeremy is just like ??? wtf guys its just some strings and michael tells him to shut his whore mouth lmao)

he has three (3) pet hermit crabs and their names are homerun, chicken nugget and mustard. he posts daily pics of them on his snapchat

all of his socks are neon (most of them are knee high, he wears them with shorts like a dumbass) and he refuses to wear any other kind

he makes chloe a smoothie every morning and brings it to her at school. every month is a different flavor and he always adds whipped cream

on special occasions (or when he;s just really feeling himself) he puts glitter in his hair

the first time his group of friends all come to one of his Big Games togther he cried and got yelled a by his coach bc he stopped in the middle fo the field to wave to them (michael actually comes to a lot of his games, i mean they all do but michael goes to the most)

he’s on the chess team. he’s their worst player but no one has the heart to tell him bc he gets so excited while playing

if he sees a hula hoop. he’s gonna hula hoop. and he will not stop, his hips keep spinning. the colors r whirling around him. everything is begging him to stop but he’s running so no one can grab them to end this hell. he’s unstoppable.