Just Rolling with Rowling

Kirstin, 17, stressed and overdressed

[warrenpeace]

I’ve hated this filter for months but u KNO it Got Me™

[bisexualgambit]

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

[bisexualgambit]

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

[holding-onto-slowtown-deactivat]

[just-rolling-with-rowling]

Signs as Pokémon Go Teams

Team Instinct: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius

Team Mystic: Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius, Pisces

Team Valor: Aries, Leo, Gemini, Scorpio

[yiffmaster]

[osointricate]

Imagine the absolute joy on Leslie Knopes face when she realizes her parks are getting more foot traffic

Now imagine the look of absolute confusion when she finds out it’s for video game

Now finally imagine Leslie Knope organizing Pokémon tournament in order to increase the foot traffic at her parks

[osointricate]

Now imagine the city of Pawnee absolutely torn apart by the team system

Imagine it bring back parks and rec just for this episode I’m serious

[bektothefuture]

if you see him in the street walking by himself, talking to himself have pity he is playing pokemon go and has spent three hours trying to catch something other than a fucking ratata

[just-rolling-with-rowling]

[just-rolling-with-rowling]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[just-rolling-with-rowling]

I PASSED MY ROAD TEST! I AM NOW A LICENSED DRIVER

[fierysuggestion]

be your own sun and be your own moon

[br-o-ken-poetry]

Depression in summer is weird. It’s not dark and brooding, for me - it’s white and hazy and confusing. You feel very absent from everyone and everything. And all the light seems a little too bright for your tired eyes.

(via tullipsink)

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[skullvis]

The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity. 

[dendropsyche-deactivated2022082]

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

[indigoldxx-deactivated20181209]

“When Straight girls watch Orange is the New Black” -KhadiDon

[mkhisvnn]

😂😂😂😂

[giveituptowhat]

I haven’t laughed so hard in awhile.

[7guardiansoflight]

@mcyoongi

[catsbeaversandducks]

This cat fell in love with a baby before he was born and now guards him all the time.

Photos by ©Liel Ainmar Assayag - Via Pregnancy Videos

[buddhabrot]

I can’t