So i was telling my mum about thor1 and i a started telling her about loki, and she was like, "So is he Krishna of the west? I mean he is mischievous and silver toung so-"
Imagine making memes about someone who's literally fighting for your rights. How apathetic do you have to be to mock a person who's been on a hunger strike for 19 days straight all for the sake of our future?
Uzair: I just feel like we were meant to be together. I mean, look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other!
Hamza: it's 3 A.M. and you are stuck in my window. HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THERE?!
Uzair: fate, hamza. weren't you listening?
Rehman: Uzair, do you have any shaving cream?
Uzair: no, i don't like the way it tastes.
Rehman: wait
Uzair: what?
Rehman: do you eat shaving cream?!
Uzair: no, why would i eat it if i don't like the taste?
Iqbal: going to plan B?
Mir: technically, that would be plan G.
Khanani: how many plans do we have? is there like, a plan M?
Uzair: yeah, but Rehman dies in plan M.
Hamza: i like plan M.
*dinner in baloch house*
Ulfat: the food is too cute, i can't eat it!
Uzair:
Hamza:
Donga:
Siyahi:
Rehman: you're cute, but i'd still eat y-
Faizal: ONE DINNER
Naieem: *sighs* here we go again.
Faizal: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK
Hamza, propping his feet on a table: so i heard you like bad boys.
Uzair: what??? no???
Hamza, immediately taking his feet off the table: oh thank god, that felt terrible.
*Yalina practicing for her medical practical*
Yalina: hi, i am your doctor today. I'll be drawing your blood as soon as i finish this capri sun.
Yalina: *misses hole four times then finally punches straw through the side*
Hamza: *sweats nervously*
Ulfat: sit down, i am gonna torture you now.
Rehman, smirking: kinky.
Ulfat: i think you are sweet and breathtaking.
Rehman: what-
Ulfat: you deserve to be cared for.
Rehman: stop, now-
Ulfat: your feelings are valid and you deserve to be heard.
Rehman: I NEED A SAFEWORD!
Naieem: Chachu, can i have some money for some coke?
Uzair: will 8000 be okay?
Naieem: its 20.
Uzair: wow this is cheap. who's the dealer?
Naieem: coca cola?
Naieem:...... i am telling dad about this.
*Hamza teaching the kids driving*
Naieem: what if i brake and hit the gas at the same time?
Faizal: the car takes a screenshot.
Hamza: you guys are hazards to society.
Hamza: you are my best friend but I'd totally fuck you if you ask me to
Uzair: what?
Hamza: what?
Siyahi, not looking up from his phone: he said he will fuck you if you ask.
Rehman, patting Hamza and Uzair on the back after a successful killing: good job gays.
Hamza, nervous laughter: did you mean gu-
Rehman: did i stutter.
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